22 | they/them | trapped in the backrooms but there's a margaritaville in here so it's ok
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I am absolutely gutted. I found out while scrolling instagram and physically dropped my phone. I have no words. I have no thoughts other than What The Fuck. I'm so sad but I'm also too angry to cry.
looking in the mirror repeating my daily matras
i am hot
i am hairy
i am gay
i am scary
Already calling the dibs on bi!Charles, bi!panic included Season 2 arc.
Consider him wandering the fields, kicking a stone with his shoe and staring wistfully after Edwin. His best mate, who is currently speaking with a hot male client after the case has closed, and he has just started living his best trying-to-get-over-my-crush life. But Charles is one step away from figuring things out, and he's handling it. Well.
Not so well, because Charles is listening to I'm Just Ken on his walkman – look, stay with me, okay? He has feelings that he can't explain, driving him insane; all his life been so polite, etc, he's really just Ken, anywhere else he'd be a ten – in his teenage brooding element. And you know how the song goes, Ken changes the toxic masculinity narrative through the power of self-worth and homoerotic friendships. And Charles gets into it, actually starts doing the dance routine in his head, with uh, all of Edwin Payne's other love interests? And his own? Men, women, and who knows how many simps that Edwardian twink had, clients who had a crush on Charles, people from his time who had something going on, artists Charles admired, his primary school art teacher, Freddie Mercury, and so on.
It's healing, empowering, beautiful! The Cat King and Monty, known distinguished enjoyers of the male physique, are giving him the sweet ass kiss on both cheeks. Please notice the bisexual lighting background! They're even wearing the Charles Rowland™ combo of ankle pants + bright socks + dark loafers, only missing the polos. Charles gets covered in the government-mandated glitter, like, put that manly hand in mine. He's Charles, he's enough, he's great at doing stuff!!
A dreamy voice pulls him out of the vision. "Charles?" Edwin snaps his fingers in front of him, impatiently, and asks, "Are you all right?"
Is he? Nothing's really changed, innit? Except that Charles feels freer than he's ever felt before, absolutely beaming, his face lit up as if he'd finished six years worth of cbt therapy. And just like that, we all know. Time to snog his best mate's face off, stat.
"I'm aces, mate", says Charles, and he means it.
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Donate to a Palestinian family directly:
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masterlist of 200+ verified Palestinian families' GFMs: Operation Olive Branch
Help provide tents:
The Sameer Project: Currently providing tents & transport for families in Rafah who urgently need to evacuate to Deir Al Balah. Has a team on the ground in Gaza who have supplied tents to 1% of the displaced population in Rafah. Run by Palestinians. (paypal) (gfm)
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Food:
Care for Gaza: Palestinian charity on the ground in Gaza distributing food, cash, medicine & other essentials to displaced families. Proof of their work found on their Twitter. (paypal) (gfm)
We Feed Gaza: Team of Palestinian volunteers in the heart of Gaza distributing food & water to 344+ families. More details & proof in their gfm. Vetted & promoted by LetsTalkPalestine on IG. (gfm)
Direct Aid for Gaza: A Palestinian activist on the ground in Gaza distributing food, cash & other essential supplies to displaced families. Proof of their work found on their twitter. (paypal) (gfm)
Water (*urgent and crucial!)
Gaza Municipality: The official Municipality of Gaza is doing vital, life-saving work to rebuild the water pipes in Gaza City to restore access to clean water & waste management services for the people of Gaza.
eSIMs (highly needed):
guide to buy & send esims to gaza
Crips for eSims for Gaza: donate any amount to this team of volunteers who pool funds to buy & maintain gaza esims regularly (see their financial accountability document).
Medical Aid:
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international charities: Palestine Red Crescent Society, Palestine Children's Relief Fund, Medical Aid for Palestinians
How to help if you can't donate:
Share & amplify Palestinian fundraisers in your irl & online circles
Organize or help to run an online/irl event to raise funds for Palestine
Boycott
Get involved with a protest/strike/direct action in your area
Contact your reps
Educate yourself & others both irl & online
Daily clicks on Arab.org
(you can even adopt 1 fundraiser campaign to regularly boost it & make materials promoting it online, or print posters/flyers about Palestinian fundraisers to encourage others to donate. (poster/graphic about gazafunds.com: here, flyers about esims: here, flyers about gazafamilyfunds: here)
(longer masterpost of all ways you can help)
updated 3/6/2024 with Gaza Wound Care & We Feed Gaza. I wanted to focus on Palestinian-run grassroots initiatives that will actually reach Gazans on the ground, so all of these except eSIMs, PCRF, MAP are by Palestinians. i have verified them but please feel free to do your own vets for your peace of mind.
Remember small donations really do add up. Any amount counts, even $1!
Niko: Edwin, would you still love Charles if he was a worm?
Edwin: Yes of course, what kind of question is- *narrows eyes* Niko, what did he do?
Niko: Nothing, haha! It's just an internet meme.
Niko, when Edwin turns around: *whispers into sleeve* He's onto us
Worm Charles: ,:)
Dead Boy Detectives and it's the same but every time the Cat King appears "Kitty Girl" by Rupaul starts playing faintly in the background so it's not
rest in peace niko sasaki you would have loved 10 boyfriends by chrissy chlapecka
dbd au where everything's the same except crystal finds out she had a valley girl accent in her past bitchy life and goes through at least 12 stages of grief about it
Learned how to make
B e a d L i z a r d s
And was immediately compelled to create
F u c k L i z a r d
Plus bonus Firstborn Lizard
When I'm making a post about the Cat King and tumblr tags propose me Thomas The Tank Engine
Like what the fuck am I supposed to say now
Charles is absolutely that guy on Reddit who was worried he was being homophobic towards his roommate only to discover it was actually just jealousy
Reblogging to contribute a photo of my first ever tattoo I got at 19 years old that was inspired by this cross stitch someone else made because of this post
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Strongly agree. I got my Gay Little Earring on the Straight side cause I looked at a picture of Elton John and misinterpreted what side he had his on, and I am certain in my heart Charles would make the same mistake
Listen I know Charles has his earring on the Straight side, but have we considered this man absolutely cannot tell his left and right apart??
the reason it’s so awesome when the bass at a concert replaces your pulse is that it’s the closest you can get to someone breaking open your ribs and squeezing your heart really hard in their fist
farmer: trans my gender, wizard man! wizard: this is the third time this week farmer: and? wizard: it's monday
When the anti "LGBT propaganda" law passed in Russia, all of you were going insane and cared. Give Georgia the same energy. If you can have sympathy for our oppressors on the basis of them being queer, you should keep the same energy for us, if not more.
If this law passes, every Georgian queer person I know is so severely fucked, myself included. If you make jokes about "being illegal in several countries" you better fucking care about the countries you're apparently illegal in, or going to be illegal in.
Make sure to spread this around. This is important.
The Night Nurse is going to be so pissed when she finds out about the Ghost Postman.
I imagine her yelling at Edwin and Charles -
"You're telling me there's a POSTMAN who knows exactly where you are ANYWHERE in the world to deliver your mail, and I've been toiling away for centuries in the Lost and Found Department searching for the barest HINT of where a missing child might be??!!"
Gif by @mellxncollie
When you realize that the reason sacrificing Edwin to Sa'al worked is that he was a virgin sacrifice
Gay sex could have saved him
Get the cat king as a guest judge on drag race immediately