I NEVER LEFT THE FREAKING DESERT

I NEVER LEFT THE FREAKING DESERT

wouldn’t it be so funny if a group of random youtubers/streamers with no professional cinematic experience could create a more compelling and earnest story than a multimillion dollar endeavor from a major film studio

What is your opinion on Smallidarity?

I would kill them with my own two hands if given the chance

Are we snallies or snenemies?

Today’s super serious, extremely important, overwhelmingly plot-relevant discussion between me and @infernafiresword regarding Ice Walls Part 3:

Does Tango keep a cat plushie in his Deepfrost hideout?

Better concepts for a minecraft movie, an incomplete collection:

Minecraft Storymode

Put Grian in charge and let him hire/cast whoever he wants

Put Tommyinnit in charge and make it R-rated

Put Ranboo in charge and it will be the psychological thriller of all time

Put Scott Smajor in charge. Full stop.

You could also put MatPat in charge. I’d be cool with that.

Literally just have it be that trope where a dude wakes up with no idea where he is or who he is and he has to learn how to survive while slowly unraveling the mysteries of the world around him

Literally anything as long as it maintain the core message of the game: love, loss, coexistence with the world around us, creation, infinity, and the endless incomprehensibility of the creative potential of the human mind

And do NOT for the love of god make it live action (or whatever you call a handful of human beings surrounded by blue- and green-screens)