Thethirstfollower - Horny On Main

Oh yea? Be careful what you wish for

So uhhh I went to the dining hall and I may or may not accidentally have stuffed myself. The food was really good and I was talking to some cute people online, and I just kinda kept eating. I ate until I felt l was gonna throw up. I feel so full now 😵‍💫

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Rock Hard Thursday Thock

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(Alternative joke title: My computer blue screened and I got annoyed as fixing things took 40-50 minutes so here's some nudes for positive attention to take my mind off it 🙄)

obviously the dynamic of two people desperate to fuck each other and they go through a slow burn of teasing and carefully testing boundaries is good, but consider two people where one of their very first interactions was fucking like rabbits. they said it was gonna be a one time thing, but now whenever they're together there's a thick, awkward silence that fills the air. they want to go again but are scared to fold first, so it's all the same teasing and testing boundaries but with a sense of deep denial that they both keep up arbitrarily. a true sense of certainty between the two that they're going to go at it again, it's just a matter of when one of them snaps

Its honestly so sad that people irl cant cum literal buckets worth