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Thought I'd make this little contribution to the billford community
me to bestie, me too
submit nominations for where you would live in the one piece world!!
i know "gn!reader" means gender neutral, but, my brain always short-circuits to goodnight reader!
I somehow let my friends convince me to see Godzilla x Kong, despite the fact that I’ve never seen any of the previous movies. I was confused throughout the whole thing. But the moment this man came onto screen with that silly music… ohhhh boy..
Buck’s repressed baby bi brain screamed fuck that guy when he first saw Eddie and he just didn’t realise it was an instruction and not an insult 🤷♀️✨💖
Ty Ty
i want to get rid of the phrase ‘fruity four’ and ‘spicy six’ in the st fandom
natsuhiko has been eating in every official art he’s been in like SOMEONE has been drinking their serve shake and slay smoothie
Vice Captain Hoshina my beloved
Unsorted WOF thoughts part 28:
Cliff doesn't get nearly enough appreciation for the line "I won't get upset! I want to see Mommy kill Grandma!"
*trips in my bedroom*
*stumbles to garage*
*falls into car*
*accidentally drives to Barnes and Noble*
*trips in parking lot*
*falls into store*
*stumbles to YA section*
*accidentally buys four more books*
Me: shit, this can’t keep happening
i was like, playing with my gock mostly just to do something with my hands and like HOOLY shit im dripping. sopping wet. wow. holy fuck. its so slippery.
horny is such a weird state of being because it literally replaces my brain. everything stops mattering.
like in no other situation would i feel the need to be bred like a mutt while gagging and slobbering all over someones cock. thats such a specific fantasy but i need it carnally.
to be having my spot fucking obliterated and kept quiet by either someones hand down by throat or dick in my mouth
i need a collar. i need to be put on a leash. maybe not even as a sex thing. like i need to be restrained for others and my own safety
might have to blast hog to the hot slutty girlthing in the mirror. idk. shes hot and also me so yk
This is all I can think of every time i see the fuckass Narinder orb
you know what I think? micless rumbly tummies hit different~
people on my "making AUs for OCs" post keep going like "oh you mean like a STORY? like a BOOK? OP that's just a STORY!!" like no you don't get it. you don't get how much my friends and i play with our ocs like dolls. we're talking swap AUs. homestuck classpecting. MLP AUs. evil AU. "so just making stories" you're like a little baby to me. leave my sight