Have You Ever Considered That Maybe Thats Why He Makes Such Terrible Jokes All The Time? To See If He

Have you ever considered that maybe thats why he makes such terrible jokes all the time? to see if he can get you to laugh just like the first time?

What's the BEST joke Cyno has ever told?

It was more the circumstances that made it funny than the joke itself, but here goes.

It was long before these jokes of his became a trend, around the time that I had first graduated from the Akademiya. Cyno had sought me out after eating a few fungi that he’d misidentified in the forest. I was helping him walk back to my hut, his arm over my shoulder in between bouts of retching, and he turns to me and says, “I think I might have to stay over tonight. Don’t worry, I don’t need mushroom.”

…It was so incredibly corny and uncommon for him at the time that I had to laugh.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YALL!! IM ONLY WRITING GAY FANFICS FROM NOW ON /hj Seriously tho, in honor of pride month I will be writing mostly mlm and wlw, and a LOTTTT of comfort works for people everywhere! Just send requests in my asks, make it as personal as you want, and i'll write it!!

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Happy Pride Month

Sooo... umm hi? I really liked this guy I saw from another person's post and I was wondering if you could do a bit on them? (With full credits to them for the art ofc)

Link to the art https://www.tumblr.com/iblazitastic/751055728393027584?source=share

If you could do it, I'd like it very much, if not that's okay too and I hope you have a nice day Dragon!

Much love Anon <3

I love art like this, Anon!! Thank you for sharing this with me!! Now, I know the og artist most likely has a story behind him, but just looking at him, he would be the kind to gently sway with you in your kitchen, humming slowly as he winds small vines through your hair which sprout with gorgeous flowers! EEEE!!

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Sketch of a grumpy man in blooming season 💖 DO NOT TOUCH HIS FLOWERS

I also love TDP so- but, since I don't know the artist personally and dont know their oc's story, I sadly cannot write a fic about HIM. I'm so sorry T~T I just want to ensure that the artist is respected, and if I can, I might ask if I can make a oneshot with him! But I really do appreciate it anon, and just lmk if you have any canon characters or OCs of your own you'd like a fic for!

Also is there a nickname I can give you so that I know when you make another request?? I love flower and gemstone names-

What about Nahida? Ive seen a lot of art where Nahida is the "adultier adult" and it makes me wonder if you arent as "adulty" as you say you are ',:|

Despite being the youngest one in the group, I think You Tighnari, are the most responsible one 🤣

Thank you. I happen to think so, as well. :)

I'm sorry but this one- I cant scroll without writing it out "Uhhh- Hey Maeve-" "Don't start with me. What do you want?" Her horns curl above her head, her tail swishing in irritation behind her. "Uhm... Well, I kinda need someone to watch Pucchino-" "Your frenchie??? Why?" "I have a.. uh..." She glares in disdain before sighing heavily. "You have a date, don't you?"

I nod, embarrassed. I know it was obvious, I was wearing the vermilion suit she had bought me for our 4th date.

"Ughhh... Fine. But, you need to be home BEFORE 9. Otherwise, I'm taking the mutt with me back to hell." "Thanks Maeve- you're a life saver!"

It’s a bit awkward that you managed to actually summon a demon; almost as awkward as that demon being your ex spouse.

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