I'm Sorry But This One- I Cant Scroll Without Writing It Out"Uhhh- Hey Maeve-""Don't Start With Me. What

I'm sorry but this one- I cant scroll without writing it out "Uhhh- Hey Maeve-" "Don't start with me. What do you want?" Her horns curl above her head, her tail swishing in irritation behind her. "Uhm... Well, I kinda need someone to watch Pucchino-" "Your frenchie??? Why?" "I have a.. uh..." She glares in disdain before sighing heavily. "You have a date, don't you?"

I nod, embarrassed. I know it was obvious, I was wearing the vermilion suit she had bought me for our 4th date.

"Ughhh... Fine. But, you need to be home BEFORE 9. Otherwise, I'm taking the mutt with me back to hell." "Thanks Maeve- you're a life saver!"

It’s a bit awkward that you managed to actually summon a demon; almost as awkward as that demon being your ex spouse.

Can I come to the crow party?? I bring lots of shiny rocks!! I bring hoard!!

MY HEART OOOOOHHHHHHHHH TINY SIRIUS AND REGULUS AWWWWWWWWWWW

Teeny tiny🤲

Lucky potatooo

bro must be hung

Barty: Is your dick big enough for you to act the way that you do?

Evan: Yes.

Barty: Let's see it then.

Evan: Fine.

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Barty: He can keep acting the way he does.

I am visibly uncomfortable looking at this-

I need hundreds of them

weird dice wednesday:

a d20 without a 2 or 16

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