I Always Have A Bunch Of Clips From Edits So I Thought I'd Actually Make A Gifset For Once. Cash My Beloved

I always have a bunch of clips from edits so I thought I'd actually make a gifset for once. Cash my beloved <333

Gabe Cash Headcannons

Ahhhh finally writing for Kurt again, I can't believe I've never done anything for Gabe before (tw: none)

He grew up in foster care, seeing as it mentions in the movie that he has no family I decided to go in this direction

He couldn't read well at all until fourth grade, but after that even though his progress was slower than most he grows to enjoy it

But Gabe also picked fights in elementary and middle school, even if some were being teased about reading and his "home life" and such he still liked to show off against other boys

However he began playing baseball in high-school so he made some friends

He's afraid of the dark and getting close to people because he was tossed around so many foster homes

Also not as sad- he has a weird fear of cats "they're the spawn of Satan I swear" you'd think he was just trying to be manly, no he's genuinely scared of them

Gabe says he wanted to be a cop on a whim and just a little kid dream

He really just wanted to help people out like no one helped him...and of course it makes him feel cool and all of the neighborhood kids think he's cool

He loves talking to people and making jokes but he can never make any deep friends and everyone is just kind of acquainted with him. The kids in his neighborhood though, they can't get enough of him. And Gabe won't deny that it makes him happy.

When he was little he'd always find things to obsess over to make him feel better and he would constantly quote them at school and play pretend

Some examples are: Davey Crockett, The Lone Ranger, The Great Escape, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, and The Twilight Zone

A lot of other boys would get in on this at first but Gabe would get so excited and talk so much they'd get annoyed of him

He's saving up to move to a pet-friendly apartment because he's always dreamed of having a dog

His first job was working at a pizza place and even though he looks like he just loves it he's a pizza connoisseur. Because of that he's actually a really good cook but he just chooses to eat out a lot because he works so much

His bad habit is stretching things beyond the truth because he's done it since he was little (told everyone at school his dad was Clint Eastwood and he was just too busy working to live with him) So even though he is a very active cop...you may hear some tall tales. So no he's never jumped onto a moving car and no he's never had an actress girlfriend

Gabe also loves collecting little knick knacks from wherever he's been (mugs, figurines, magnets)

Because when he turned eighteen he wanted to travel around a bit before going into the police academy and he's worked in multiple towns

He also collects the Sunday cartoon papers because he loves them. Garfield and The Peanuts are his favorites.

Just needed to share this information

SYLVESTER STALLONE as RAYMOND TANGO in TANGO & CASH (1989)

that’s it. that’s their dynamic

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