F/o: Gabriel Cash - Tumblr Posts
Just love them
Gabriel Cash and his trans boyfriend (me) at Pride
(Tango's there, he's just offscreen somewhere.)
KURT RUSSELL as Lt. Gabriel Cash in Tango & Cash (1989)
KURT RUSSELL as Lt. Gabriel Cash in Tango & Cash (1989)
I always have a bunch of clips from edits so I thought I'd actually make a gifset for once. Cash my beloved <333
me when im about to start causing problems
Gabe Cash Headcannons
Ahhhh finally writing for Kurt again, I can't believe I've never done anything for Gabe before (tw: none)
He grew up in foster care, seeing as it mentions in the movie that he has no family I decided to go in this direction
He couldn't read well at all until fourth grade, but after that even though his progress was slower than most he grows to enjoy it
But Gabe also picked fights in elementary and middle school, even if some were being teased about reading and his "home life" and such he still liked to show off against other boys
However he began playing baseball in high-school so he made some friends
He's afraid of the dark and getting close to people because he was tossed around so many foster homes
Also not as sad- he has a weird fear of cats "they're the spawn of Satan I swear" you'd think he was just trying to be manly, no he's genuinely scared of them
Gabe says he wanted to be a cop on a whim and just a little kid dream
He really just wanted to help people out like no one helped him...and of course it makes him feel cool and all of the neighborhood kids think he's cool
He loves talking to people and making jokes but he can never make any deep friends and everyone is just kind of acquainted with him. The kids in his neighborhood though, they can't get enough of him. And Gabe won't deny that it makes him happy.
When he was little he'd always find things to obsess over to make him feel better and he would constantly quote them at school and play pretend
Some examples are: Davey Crockett, The Lone Ranger, The Great Escape, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, and The Twilight Zone
A lot of other boys would get in on this at first but Gabe would get so excited and talk so much they'd get annoyed of him
He's saving up to move to a pet-friendly apartment because he's always dreamed of having a dog
His first job was working at a pizza place and even though he looks like he just loves it he's a pizza connoisseur. Because of that he's actually a really good cook but he just chooses to eat out a lot because he works so much
His bad habit is stretching things beyond the truth because he's done it since he was little (told everyone at school his dad was Clint Eastwood and he was just too busy working to live with him) So even though he is a very active cop...you may hear some tall tales. So no he's never jumped onto a moving car and no he's never had an actress girlfriend
Gabe also loves collecting little knick knacks from wherever he's been (mugs, figurines, magnets)
Because when he turned eighteen he wanted to travel around a bit before going into the police academy and he's worked in multiple towns
He also collects the Sunday cartoon papers because he loves them. Garfield and The Peanuts are his favorites.
Picking these screenshots was a choice.
that’s it. that’s their dynamic
Imagine:
You teaming up with Tango & Cash to take down criminals, and they can’t help but to have a crush on you.
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(NOT MY GIF!)
(Tango & Cash X Reader)
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(TAGS)
Literally never draw Gabe because I can't find any good refs but I think I managed :)
Excuse me, don’t mind my intrusion but WHERE IS ALL THE TANGO & CASH CONTENT???
Now with the resergence of 80s culture I wonder how this nugget of potential homoerotic inuendos has gone so long without coming into my sphere sooner! Y’all are slackin
I won’t deny this movie glorifies corrupt cops and those who are reckless in law enforcement, and I will say I like the dynamic of the characters, they are Bastards truly, but they’re feral energy gets me pumped. And it’s an action movie, sadly it revolves around two cops who get fucked over by their own department but still fight dirty themselves to come out on top. Let me indulge the characters and not necessarily their occupation
Best hair: Captain Hook or Gabe Cash
Best voice: The Ghost Host
Best eyes: Astarion
Best clothes: Willy Wonka
Which one if your F/O's has the best hair?
Which one of your F/O's has the best voice?
Which one of your F/O's has the best eyes?
Which one of your F/O's has the best clothes?