I Need Him So Bad Its Unreal

I need him so bad it’s unreal

I made a "wife" for Columbo, who still needs a name. (he/him)

(Picrew here!)

stumbles out of a trashcan

Thinking about my Mr. Boop-inspired selfship comic again. The one I never made.

Why ship canon x canon when you can just ship yourself with canon character?

It's 2023 get over yourself. Self ship. You self ship with that character rn!

Make an oc. Make a self insert. Make yourself love that blorbo. Ffs!

Fuck what people think. Stop being a bitch and do it! You go fucking love that character!!!

I am being aggressively self ship positive.

If anyone gives you flack for self shipping. I will find them and throw hands!

Like srsly cringe culture is dead. It's time to be clown!

Let me draw your blorbos.

PROCREATE SKETCH COMMISSIONS OPEN!! PLEASE HELP ME PAY FOR RENT AND GROCERIES!

Bust/waist up! - $6 (+$3 per each additional character) Full body! - $10 (+$5 per each additional character) Mini comic! - $20 for one page, maximum of 3 characters (+$10 per each additional page)

Don't want a commission but want to support me? My tip jar is right here!

MORE INFO BELOW THE CUT!

YES!: - OCs! - Canon characters! - OC x Canon/selfships! - Monsters! - Fluff! - Angst! - Unsure? Ask!

NO!: - N/S/F/W - Heavy go/re - Mecha - Hat/eful stuff - Unsure? Ask!

Interested, or have questions? Email me at poltergeistattack(@)gmail(.)com !!

Hey so I turned your final boys into Muppets. Yeah, they were playing around with another cursed book. Their swears are replaced with random sound effects. Sorry.