OTP Questions!

OTP questions!

Who would impulsively adopt a bunch of animals?

Who initiates PDA the most in public?

Who unintentionally rips the other’s heart apart? Why? How?

Who would dramatically run to the other when reunited?

Who would kill for the other?

Who would die for the other?

Who would live for the other?

Who would do two of the three? (Kill, die, live)

Who would be rudely sarcastic? (Whether intentionally or not)

Who meets their future in-laws first?

Who fell for the other first?

Who would happily take the other’s last name if given the chance?

Who is your OTP’s unofficial/official child?

Who wears/wore a fake smile before meeting the other?

Who brought what in the other’s life? (Did Person A bring Person B the light they yearned for? Did Person B give Person A the family they always crave? Etc.)

Who would spoil their child/pet?

Who proposed? (How did they propose? When? What were the rings like?)

Who dies first?

Who is the older one of the two?

Who is the best man/maid of honor at their wedding?

Who is the ring bearer at their wedding?

Which of the two cry first during their wedding?

What is their favorite thing about their lover?

How many times have they fallen in love with their lover again? How many more times can they fall for the other?

Who would defend the other’s honor?

Who would get lost in a crowd? (Bonus: What would the other yell to find their lover?)

What keeps them together? (Their children? Pets? Work? Friends? Love?)

Who is the crazier of the two when drunk?

Who loves it when the other is drunk?

Bonus BrOTP Extras!

Who in gets stupid matching friendship shirts?

Who would have killed someone?

Who purposefully gets the other drunk just to see their drunk ass go wild?

Who leaks gossip and embarrassing stories to the other’s s/o?

Who is the better wingman?

Who flirts with the other’s crush for them?

Who would propose to the other jokingly just to get the other’s s/o jelly?

Who would be down to kiss the other?

Who would suggest that they pretend date for the couple samples on Valentines Day?

Who would give the more threatening/terrifying shovel talk to the other’s s/o?

What is something stupid they probably did together?

How often would they almost get arrested?

What would they shout to find the other? (If lost in a crowd)

Who is the younger of the two?

Who would yell out “FIGHT ME” sarcastically?

Who would yell out “FIGHT ME” literally?

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Who is the most affectionate?

Big spoon/Little spoon?

Most common argument?

Favorite non-sexual activity?

Who is most likely to carry the other?

What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?

What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?

Who worries the most?

Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

Who tops?

Who initiates kisses?

Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

Who kisses the hardest?

Who wakes up first?

Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?

Who says I love you first?

Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)

Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?

What do their family/friends think of their relationship?

Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?

Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?

Who needs more assurance?

What would be their theme song?

Who would sing to their child back to sleep?

What do they do when they’re away from each other?

one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart

one headcanon about this OTP that mends it

Which oc has a common fear (such as planes, spiders, closed spaces, etc)? Which oc has an umcommon or more unusual fear? Are these fears moderate, or severe? 

Important OTP Questions (Send a ship to my ask box and some numbers!)

1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?

2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time?

3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?

4) Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on?

5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?

6) Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?

7) Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?

8) Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts?

9) Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?

10) Who is more likely to cheat?

11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?

13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?

15) Who likes writes the others name on their wrist?

16) Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed?

17) Who is more protective?

18) Who talks to the other while they are sleeping?

19) Who drives and who has the window seat?

20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?

21) Who cuts the others hair?

22) Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day?

23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?

24) Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?

25) Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?

26) Who kissed first?

27) Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark?

28) Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them?

29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?

30) Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute?

OC problem #1

MC:Hi

Me:Hi

MC:You know why I'm here

Me: *Sweats nervously*No...

MC:Two random people came up to me asking for a room because they claim their your newest children.

Me:I can EXPLAIN!!