I SPAT OUT MY SOUL, I CANT STOP LAUGHING

I SPAT OUT MY SOUL, I CANT STOP LAUGHING

When They Look at You (TFP: Decepticon Edition)

Works best when using 'screenshot' or 'print screen'

Reblog your results!!! :3

i forget that im not a harpy, so preening behavior translates into biting which is bad

ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU

let's start a chain

everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait

mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box

this. this right here. i feel this. I need people to call me a floofy bean while giving me headpats. I need people to mention how sharp my claws are. I need people to say how my feathers are looking well preened. I need people to trust me to gently coil around them and not strangle them.

HEY THERIANS!!!

Reblog if you wouldn’t mind compliments based around your theriotype(s)! :D

i have to keep my friends from throwing rocks at snakes and trying to pet them. independent my ass, we need eachother.

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

WE NEED TO HELP THEM! They are a wonderful being and NEED things!

Help a Fanfic Author Out!

Well, guess who's been screwed when it comes to their car, their electric bill, their internet bill AND food stamps this month? I have less than $100 in my banking account and I need at least $300 to cover the rest of the expenses this month (more if I want to eat).

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I WILL bite people i like. that is a THREAT.

reblog to bite your mutuals