Watching Wolverine Origins

Watching Wolverine Origins

The only thoughts I'll share (because we're halfway through) is that pieces are clicking that weren't there before.

I still need to watch Deadpool, but I now have context I was missing (I haven't watched this movie since I was about 10)

I can faux purr

I can sound like several different animals

I can squeak

What's next?

I can imitate accents and voices

I can become different people

I can manipulate people and situations

What power will be added to my arsenal next?

Things I think about on the [near] daily

Person (P) 1: You're late.

Person (P) 2: [ruffled, fixing their hair] Sorry, I was...doing things

*stomping getting closer* *door is thrown open*

Person (P) 3: [huffing] He pushed me down the fucking stairs!

P 2: Push is such a strong word. I prefer to say, "giving you a little nudge".

P 3: I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up your ass!

P 2: Hey! Watch your fucking language in front of the president.

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*elevator doors close*

Iain: Where's the buttons?

Rob: Oh, no. They've installed voice-recognition technology in this lift. They have no buttons.

Iain: Voice-recognition technology? In a lift? In Scotland? You ever tried voice-recognition technology?

Rob: No

Iain: They don't do Scottish accents.

Rob: Eleven.

Voice: Could you please repeat that?

Iain: Eleven.

Rob: Eleven. Eleven.

Iain: Eleven.

Voice: Could you please repeat that?

Rob: EL-EV-EN

Iain: Who's idea was this? You need to try an American accent. E-leven. E-leven.

Rob: That sounds Irish, not American.

Iain: No it doesn't! ELEVEN.

Rob: Where in America is that - Dublin?

Voice: I'm sorry. Could you please repeat that?

Rob: Try an English accent. Elevin! Elevin!

Iain: You from the same part of England as Dick van Dyke?

Rob: Let's hear yours then, smartass.

Voice: Please speak slowly and clearly.

Rob: SMARTASS

Iain: E-lev-en.

Voice: I'm sorry. Could you please repeat that?

Iain: ELEVEN! If ya don't understand a lingo, away back to your own country!

Rob: Ooo, it's that talk now is it, away back to your own country?

Iain: Oh, don't start, Mr. Bleeding Heart. How can you be racist to a lift?

Voice: Please speak slowly and clearly.

Rob: Eleven. Eleven. Eleven. Eleven.

Iain: You're just saying it the same way!

Rob: And I'm going to keep saying it until it understands Scottish, alright?

Rob: Eleven. Eleven. Eleven. Eleven.

Iain: Oh, just take us anywhere, ya cow! Just open the doors!

Voice: This is a voice activated elevator. Please state which floor you would like to go to in a clear and calm manner.

Iain: Calm? Calm? Where's that coming from? Why's it telling people to be calm?

Rob: Because they knew they'd be selling this to Scottish people who'd be going off their nuts at it!

Voice: You have not selected a floor.

Rob: Aye, we have! Eleven!

Voice: If you would like to get out of the elevator without selecting a floor, simply say "Open the doors, please".

Iain: Please? Please? Suck my wully.

Rob: Maybe we should just say "please".

Iain: I'm not begging that for nothing.

Rob: Open the doors, please.

Iain: 'Please'! Pathetic.

Voice: Please remain calm.

Rob: Oh! My! God! You want until I get up there...just wait for it to speak...

Voice: You have not selected a floor.

Rob: Up yours, ya cow! If you don't let us through those doors, I'm gonna come to America, I'm gonna find whatever desperate actress gave you a voice, and it'll be the electric chair for ye!

Iain: Scotland, ya bastard!

Rob: Scotland!

Iain: SCOTLAND!

Rob: SCOOOOOTLAND!!

Iain: FREEDOM!!

Rob: FREEDOM!!

*elevator doors open with a ding*

Iain: ...Going up?

I hate that 'rendezvous' is spelled the way it is.

It's pronounced 'ron-day-vou' not whatever the hell 'rendezvous' is

tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

"No, he's not!"

"Smash."

"Stop!"

"Why?"

"Because you cannot fix him!"

"Not with that attitude."

"With any attitude!"

Writing Prompt #2668

"He's a monster!"

"He's a hot monster, though."