Rb To Give The Previous Person A Fucking Break Because Life Aint Life-ing The Way Its Supposed To Life

rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

Dick, Tim, Damian, Wally, Bart, Konner, and Jon are all hanging out.

Wally: "Who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman?"

Dick: "Batman."

Konner and Jon: "Superman."

Damian: "Batman would obviously win if they fought."

Bart: "Literally how? Superman can not only fly, but he's got super strength , invulnerability, lazer eyes, and ice breath! Batman's got what, a fancy car and a grabbling hook?"

Tim: "Did you guys seriously never look into any of the Justice League heroes?"

Wally: "No...why would we need to?"

Tim: "....Superman and Batman have already fought."

Konner and Dick: "What!?"

Jon: "Who won?"

Tim: "Batman."

Bart: "No way."

Damian: "I told you father would win."

Wally: "How?"

Tim: "B's got contingency plans for his contingency plans. You really think he didn't find a way to, at the very least, contain Superman the second he learned about him?"

Konner: "Well, yeah, we all know he does. But that doesn't answer how."

Tim: "Ask Lois or Wonder Woman, they were both there."

Dick: "Not Alfred?"

Tim: "You really think he would've let B beat up Superman?"

Important question!!!

We all know that Batman is largely regarded as a Cryptid. We all also know that the New Jersey Cryptid is Mothman.

Because Gotham is in NJ, would Batman be the NJ Cryptid, would Man-Bat be mistaken as Mothman or would NJ have two cryptids named Mothman and Batman?

Guess who came back!

"We got our credentials!"

"Ah! Stop. Where are they."

"In my back pocket."

"They'd put it on your wrist; Where's your credentials."

"My wrist gets, like, tense so it wouldn't stay."

"Hu huh. Then show them to me."

*reaches for back pocket* "Um, shot, I think I lost it."

*raised eyebrow*

"We'll, I'm, go get another one "

Little do they know, it's one credential per person. The skaters can only escort one person.

Also, credentials have to be visible at all times, especially if you're going in and out. Everyone knows this.

I'm at a credentialed entrance. Everyone has to have one of 5 credentials to come down here today. This is roughly the exact conversation I just had with two kids. (It's a sloped tunnel and they're on scooters)

"Do you have credentials?"

"Can we go down there?"

"Nope."

"Why?"

"Because you need credentials."

"What's going on?"

"There's an event here tomorrow, so they're loading it in."

"Oh. Can we just ride down the slope? Go look at the set up?"

"Nope."

"Why not?"

"Because you need credentials."

"Where do we get credentials?"

"The white tent over there had a list of names. They all get credentials."

*someone walks by* "Well, why does she get to go in?"

"Because she has credentials."

"What's the event? Is it a rave."

"Nope; Skateboarding."

"Can we go ride the track?"

"Nope. Ya need credentials."

"Is Tony Hawk gonna be here?"

"Probably." It's his event.

"Well, my dad owns the venue. Can I go in?"

"You need credentials."

"My dad's Tony Hawk."

"I don't care. You need credentials."

"My dad owns this lot."

"You need credentials."

"Can we get in tomorrow?"

"With a ticket, yes."

"Do the tickets cost money?"

"Probably."

"We're gonna go get our credentials."

And that was the last I saw them. 20 minutes ago.

I love the Demon Twins AU

But now that someone's told me about Respawn, I wanna see him more, too

They've just come by again. They saw me, slowed down, and just kept going.

I think they're waiting for me to leave and are circling the building.

Should I tell them I'm here till 5? And that either the door will close or someone will be here to replace me?

Nah.

I'm at a credentialed entrance. Everyone has to have one of 5 credentials to come down here today. This is roughly the exact conversation I just had with two kids. (It's a sloped tunnel and they're on scooters)

"Do you have credentials?"

"Can we go down there?"

"Nope."

"Why?"

"Because you need credentials."

"What's going on?"

"There's an event here tomorrow, so they're loading it in."

"Oh. Can we just ride down the slope? Go look at the set up?"

"Nope."

"Why not?"

"Because you need credentials."

"Where do we get credentials?"

"The white tent over there had a list of names. They all get credentials."

*someone walks by* "Well, why does she get to go in?"

"Because she has credentials."

"What's the event? Is it a rave."

"Nope; Skateboarding."

"Can we go ride the track?"

"Nope. Ya need credentials."

"Is Tony Hawk gonna be here?"

"Probably." It's his event.

"Well, my dad owns the venue. Can I go in?"

"You need credentials."

"My dad's Tony Hawk."

"I don't care. You need credentials."

"My dad owns this lot."

"You need credentials."

"Can we get in tomorrow?"

"With a ticket, yes."

"Do the tickets cost money?"

"Probably."

"We're gonna go get our credentials."

And that was the last I saw them. 20 minutes ago.