Why Didn't I Do This Before?

Why didn't I do this before?

Danny: *introduces a spicy piece of lore that others would call trauma (not to be confused with ✨trauma✨)*

Dick, wondering what the hell happened to the sunshine incarnate before he showed up on his apartment: Say sike. Say sike right the fuck now."

Danny 'I'm not a therapist, that's my sister Fenton': "Um...sike?"

Dick '21 is too young for grey hairs!' Grayson: "There isn't nearly enough alcohol-!"

Tim, watching this all go down from Drake Manor via security cameras he had Danny put up: Is this...a best friend?

Danny: *trauma dumps like he's talking about the weather*

Constantine: "Say sike. Say sike right the fuck now."

Danny: "Um....sike?"

Constantine, forgoing his flask in favor of a bottle of vodka: "There isn't nearly enough alcohol-!"

I drew a thing! I haven't drawn anything in 6 years (no exaggeration. I went back and counted), so I think this turned out really good. Could be better, but that can be said about my writing, too.

(I may have cheated and pulled a model from Google to trace) (but the clothing and stuff are all me!) (the model was unlabled, that I saw)

Please ignore the lack of colour, hair, face, and hands. Also the bad lighting

Important question!!!

We all know that Batman is largely regarded as a Cryptid. We all also know that the New Jersey Cryptid is Mothman.

Because Gotham is in NJ, would Batman be the NJ Cryptid, would Man-Bat be mistaken as Mothman or would NJ have two cryptids named Mothman and Batman?

Cramps hitting just as I'm recovering from having teeth pulled is aphobic of the universe to allow!

Dick, Tim, Damian, Wally, Bart, Konner, and Jon are all hanging out.

Wally: "Who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman?"

Dick: "Batman."

Konner and Jon: "Superman."

Damian: "Batman would obviously win if they fought."

Bart: "Literally how? Superman can not only fly, but he's got super strength , invulnerability, lazer eyes, and ice breath! Batman's got what, a fancy car and a grabbling hook?"

Tim: "Did you guys seriously never look into any of the Justice League heroes?"

Wally: "No...why would we need to?"

Tim: "....Superman and Batman have already fought."

Konner and Dick: "What!?"

Jon: "Who won?"

Tim: "Batman."

Bart: "No way."

Damian: "I told you father would win."

Wally: "How?"

Tim: "B's got contingency plans for his contingency plans. You really think he didn't find a way to, at the very least, contain Superman the second he learned about him?"

Konner: "Well, yeah, we all know he does. But that doesn't answer how."

Tim: "Ask Lois or Wonder Woman, they were both there."

Dick: "Not Alfred?"

Tim: "You really think he would've let B beat up Superman?"

Crazy idea:

What if I give the characters I write the character growth canon seems to give up on?

What if I give those characters both healthy and unhealthy ways to process trauma and emotion?

What if, instead of giving those characters one personality trait each, I give them so much personality that they change how they act depending on who they're around?

What if I give those characters responses to situations that are logical to their character, but not the situation, or vice versa?

What if I write those characters like they're human? (Or human adjacent)