Danny: I Have Never Lied To You

Danny: I have never lied to you

Dick: Yeah? What's this, then!

Danny: Phantom. I told you I've never lied to you.

Dick: Well you sure as hell didn't tell me about whatever this is!

Danny: Yes I did. When I first showed up, I told you that I used to be a hero. This is my costume change.

Dick: Costume- That's a whole ass magical girl transformation!

Danny: Excuse you! It is two rings of light changing my appearance and vitals. Not once has it rendered me naked in the swaths of colour and glitter! *scoff* Honestly, it's almost like you've never watched anything of the Magical Girl genre in your life.

Dick: Your....your vitals?

How do ghosts speak?

They don't breathe, so I assume speaking would be difficult to pick up/continue to do because breathing isn't a thing they need to do.

Along with that, ghosts don't have functional organs and stuff, so would their vocal cords work the same way?

Speaking and yelling and making noise is just air being pushed from your lungs, through your vocal cords (which vibrate and move to make different sounds), and out your mouth (shaped to make words and stuff)

The question goes for other dead/undead/undying entities as well. If they have a rotted physical body or no body at all, how do they speak?

i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas

As of today (June 17, 2024) Enough Caffeine to Kill an Elephant on Ao3 is completely caught up with Tumblr.

Starting next Monday, new parts of Enough Caffeine to Kill an Elephant that no one has read before will be going up on Ao3. If you're interested in continuing to read it, that's the place to be.

It's under the same name on my profile (linked on my Storyboard). It's also linked on the Masterpost for Enough Caffeine to Kill an Elephant (linked on Storyboard)

Do I:

A) Do the responsable thing and type the stories I meant to this weekend but didn't

B) Read like I want to

C) Turn on Arrow and play games like I want to