MY CATS RUN AWAY, KILL THE MAN THAT FEEDS THEM, AND RETURN WITH *ANOTHER* CAT!!!!! (pretty Sure The Horse

MY CATS RUN AWAY, KILL THE MAN THAT FEEDS THEM, AND RETURN WITH *ANOTHER* CAT!!!!! (pretty sure the horse and the mouse were in on it🧐🧐) (AND THE GEESE????)

PIRATES RAIDED MY HOME AND KIDNAPPED ME?!?!?!😱😱😱 **EMOTIONAL**

Science Nerd Goes Scuba Diving for First Time EVER and *DIES*!!!!!😱 (or does he..?)

Ope-🤣

Sorry for the confusion, hun! If you're ever confused, I always tag my stories and such with their fandom tags, so that should help, lol

My crown fell off on Saturday, so I went in today to get it fixed. They were just gonna put the permanent one on, but it broke when I bit down, so I've got another temp in.

They said I had a strong jaw, but I don't think they quite realized how strong it is

What if I showed up to work in stripper boots?

I don't own a pair yet, but what if I did?

The uniform is black pant and, the shirt/jacket (usually orange) for the venue. They don't care about our shoes as long as they're close toes, nor do they care what makeup or accessories are, as long as we're identifiable as staff.

Theoretically, I could get away with wearing stripper boots to work

It's just after 2am.

Here's the lyrics to the Baby Shark that I learned when I was 11 y/o

(colour coded for each character and their actions for your convenience)

(I'm sure you all know the tune?)

Baby shark do do dodo dodo

Baby shark do do dodo dodo

Baby shark do do dodo dodo

Baby shark

Mommy shark do do dodo dodo

Mommy shark do do dodo dodo

Mommy shark do do dodo dodo

Mommy shark

Daddy shark do do dodo dodo

Daddy shark do do dodo dodo

Daddy shark do do dodo dodo

Daddy shark

Grandma shark do do dodo dodo

Grandma shark do do dodo dodo

Grandma shark do do dodo dodo

Grandma shark

Grandpa shark do do dodo dodo

Grandpa shark do do dodo dodo

Grandpa shark do do dodo dodo

Grandpa shark

Uncle shark do do dodo dodo

Uncle shark do do dodo dodo

Uncle shark do do dodo dodo

Uncle shark

Going hunting do do dodo dodo

Going hunting do do dodo dodo

Going hunting do do dodo dodo

Going hunting

Going swimming do do dodo dodo

Going swimming do do dodo dodo

Going swimming do do dodo dodo

Going swimming

See a shark do do dodo dodo

See a shark do do dodo dodo

See a shark do do dodo dodo

See a shark

Swim away do do dodo dodo

Swim away do do dodo dodo

Swim away do do dodo dodo

Swim away

Swimming faster do do dodo dodo

Swimming faster do do dodo dodo

Swimming faster do do dodo dodo

Swimming faster

Shark attack do do dodo dodo

Shark attack do do dodo dodo

Shark attack do do dodo dodo

Shark attack

Life Guard running do do dodo dodo

Life Guard running do do dodo dodo

Life Guard running do do dodo dodo

Life Guard running

Running faster do do dodo dodo

Running faster do do dodo dodo

Running faster do do dodo dodo

Running faster

Wash ashore do do dodo dodo

Wash ashore do do dodo dodo

Wash ashore do do dodo dodo

Wash ashore

CPR do do dodo dodo

CPR do do dodo dodo

CPR do do dodo dodo

CPR

It's not working do do dodo dodo

It's not working do do dodo dodo

It's not working do do dodo dodo

It's not working

Go to heaven do do dodo dodo

Go to heaven do do dodo dodo

Go to heaven do do dodo dodo

Go to heaven

Dragged back down do do dodo dodo

Dragged back down do do dodo dodo

Dragged back down do do dodo dodo

Dragged back down

Happy sharks do do dodo dodo

Happy sharks do do dodo dodo

Happy sharks do do dodo dodo

Happy sharks!

(Dragged Back Down was sometimes switched for Dragged To Hell)

(Our bishop let us girls get away with probably far too much than he should've)

(Same with our other leaders)

Choreography:

Baby Shark - Tap pointer finger and thumb together on beat (ASL Sign for 20)

Mommy Shark - Palm on palm. Open and close like a mouth on beat, never separating at the wrist

Daddy Shark - Palm on palm. Open and close like a mouth on beat, separating at the wrist

Grandma Shark - Same as Mommy Shark, but with fingers curled in (ASL Sign Shape for E). Open and close like a mouth in beat

Grandpa Shark - Palms on opposite shoulder, elbows in front of mouth or neck. Open and close like a mouth on beat

Uncle Shark - Palm to foot or knee. Open and close like a mouth on beat

Going Hunting - Palm on brow bone like the visor of a hat/blocking the sun. Turn head from side to side

Going Swimming - Mimick the arm movements of the butterfly stroke in slow motion

See A Shark - Palms together over head (like a prayer). Sway from side to side

Swim Away - Same as Going Swimming, but faster

Swimming Faster - Same as Swim Away, but faster

Shark Attack - Same as Daddy Shark (can 'attack' person next to you)

Life Guard Running - Mimick the arm movements of a runner, but in slow motion

Running Faster - Same as Life Guard Running, but faster

Wash Ashore - Play dead

CPR - Mimick the action for doing chest compressions

It's Not Working - Same as CPR, but faster

Go To Heaven - Form a circle over head. Sway from side to side

Dragged Back Down - Mimick the action of pulling a rope

Happy Sharks - Any action to convey a full stomach and joy. Make sure to smile

Did I really write this down to share with the world? Yes. Because apparently, my mother didn't know there was anything beyond Daddy Shark.

Smh

Guess what! My dumbass thought I had work today. I misread the message Manager L sent this morning. I work Friday.

Though, Manager L told me that it's like pulling teeth to work this venue. (I don't go out of my way to work there, but I will if I'm asked directly)

Back in Feb, there was a freak storm and the venue made the players play through the blizzard/rain storm. Pretty much every patron left, and those who stayed were pissed that they kept the game going. And, the staff can't leave until all patrons and teams have left, so our people were pissed. (Supervisor S1 left an anon review and ripped into the stadium as though he'd been a patron)

So, you can see our hesitation in working that place

I have a horrible track record with people dying when I'm sad.

I know how that sounds, but I'm a very superstitious person.

The biggest times I can think of rn are when Technoblade and TFC died. Both times I had a horrible feeling and started crying, only to wake up the next day to find they'd died.

So when I wake up crying, something I've never done before, after a dream about my grandpa dying, you can imagine how shaky I am.

I can't even tell my family because no one believes me