You And Me Both, Babe

You and me both, babe

Danny: Why do you all have such similar names? I swear! *sigh* You can't be Red because he's Red. You can't be Robin because he's Robin. So, you are Robin, you are Red, and you are Hood.

Red Arrow: What about me?

Danny: Arrow

Green Arrow: And me?

Danny: Green

All four Green Lanterns: What about us?

Danny: Fuck all the way off, Lanterns Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest, and Dumbass

Hal!Green Lantern: Hey, that's-

Danny: You wanna test me, Dumbass? That's what I thought

Do I read or do I write?

Trick question!

I'm illiterate

If you can't beat 'em, get s bigger bat

A discord server I'm a part of is basically dead at this point.

Two minutes or so ago, one of the others sent CLUD and suddenly everyone's online sending CLUD into the chat.

And now it's dead again

It has been a solid minute since I last read a story tagged with Dead Dove: Do Not Eat. That changes now

I don't filter my searches on purpose, and one of the reasons is because I love stumbling across absolute gems. I also find, as morbid/macabre as this is, that some of my favorites are tagged as Dead Doves

President Biden's plan for the first 100 days of his next term:

—Restore Roe v. Wade

—Sign John Lewis Voting Rights Act

—Expand Social Security and Medicare

—End all medical debt

—Raise the minimum wage

—Pass the PRO Act for workers

—Ban assault weapons

—Lead the world on clean energy

—Permanent child tax credit

—$35 insulin cap for all

—Build more housing

—Invest in child care and elder care

you want that? FIGHT! for it, check if you're registered to vote and then find a way to volunteer, everyone can make a difference everyone!