SAY IT WITH ME GUYS, GALS, AND ENBY PALS OF TUMBLR

SAY IT WITH ME GUYS, GALS, AND ENBY PALS OF TUMBLR

ASPEC PEOPLE ARE REAL AND VALID HUMAN BEINGS

ASPEC PEOPLE ARE REAL AND VALID HUMAN BEINGS

ASPEC PEOPLE ARE REAL AND VALID HUMAN BEINGS

ASPEC PEOPLE ARE REAL AND VALID HUMAN BEINGS

ASPEC PEOPLE ARE REAL AND VALID HUMAN BEINGS

ASPEC PEOPLE ARE REAL AND VALID HUMAN BEINGS

ASPEC PEOPLE ARE REAL AND VALID HUMAN BEINGS

ASPEC PEOPLE ARE REAL AND VALID HUMAN BEINGS

ASPEC PEOPLE ARE REAL AND VALID HUMAN BEINGS

ASPEC PEOPLE ARE REAL AND VALID HUMAN BEINGS

ASPEC PEOPLE ARE REAL AND VALID HUMAN BEINGS

ASPEC PEOPLE ARE REAL AND VALID HUMAN BEINGS

ASPEC PEOPLE ARE REAL AND VALID HUMAN BEINGS

ASPEC PEOPLE ARE REAL AND VALID HUMAN BEINGS

I'm wearing a bowtie to work today. Why? Because

Why did I have to find out about the Pedo of the Week from a work friend?

Why does it not surprise me that Elon Musk was named for August? Honestly, the only surprise was that he was named on Aug. 1st

Idk how I got through choir at all. Most of that class is sight reading and reading sheet music.

I can't read sheet music. I can't sight read.

I listened to how it was supposed to sound and winged it from there.

I got an A in all six years that it counted for my grade, so I think I did well

Lmao it would be so funny if DP, Wolvie & Spiderman had a movie together and every time Spidey was on screen with them they magically couldn't swear (bc although the movie is Rated R, Spiderman always remains PG-13) and DP & Wolverine are like ??? hacking through sentences, turning red and gagging and pulling at their supersuit collars because they're choking themselves trying so hard to curse and resorting to more and more juvenile ways to insult each other while beating the shit out of each other and Peter is just like *squints*

not to mention the hilarity of Peter launching himself off their bodies (faces) to do Spiderman acrobatics and webbing them to things

and then at the end of the movie, when Wade is dying to cut into someone with the most caustic of foul-mouthed insults -- but has finally accepted he can't while standing alongside PG-13 Peter & the confines of the Motion Picture rating system -- Peter steps in front of him, cutting him off, and launches into the most offensive, repugnant, visceral, long-winded diatribe of nuclear F bombs known to humanity bringing the entire room to a standstill

Wolverine is like well, shit. Ditto.

and DP is like *white guy blink* so that's why you're PG-13 😍 it's a gag order

My mom popped the left lense out of my glasses (on accident)!

I put them on the chair behind me so that she wouldn't mess with them while I was messing with hers, and she pushed me back after I tried to push her onto the couch. I ended up catching myself, but I still landed on my glasses, just not my full weight.

The left lense popped out. She popped it back in, but now the wings don't sit flat anymore. I can wear them, but I'll get dizzy as heck.

Dad says he could probably fix them, so we'll hope that he can.

Anyway, I gotta go bake a cake. With or without my glasses, it's gotta get done