Me Deliberately Ignoring Alfreds Death Bc Im Deep Down Denial Xx.

me deliberately ignoring Alfred’s death bc I’m deep down denial xx.

Person: Omg, your hair is so long!

Me: Thanks! I've been growing it out for a while

Person: How do you keep from sitting on it?

Me: It's actually not quite long enough to actually sit on, but I usually have it up-

Person: Like, how to you wear it when you're in the bathroom or something?"

Me: ..It's normally tied up to sit on my shoulders instead of my lower back.

Person: But what about when it's down?

Me: Then I throw it over my shoulder..? Why is this relavent?

Person: Are you gonna dye it again?

Me: Soon, hopefully

Person: Why don't you dye it every few months?

Me: Because I don't get paid enough for that

Person: Oh. How much does this job pay?

Me: Depending on the venue, anywhere from $10 to $16 an hour, out home venue paying the lowest

Person: Have you thought about getting another job?

Me: I've been looking, yeah

Person: Why not just get a new job?

Me: I'm trying to get a second one

Person: Just get a better paying job

Me: I know, but the job market is shit right now

Person: You young people just don't want to work!

Me: I'm trying to get a second job with 4 years experience and no degree. People aren't exactly lining up to hire me

Person: Then go to school and get a degree! You're good at your job, so not having a degree is the only thing stopping you

Me: I can't go to school; it's too expensive

Person: Then get a better paying job and pay your way through

Me: *screams*

Anothing thing in my head rent free?

"I'm sorry-! You thought I was dead, and instead of calling an ambulance, you got someone to dress up as a shitty, oversized version of me and started singing fucking SHOW TUNES?!?!"

-Randy Feltface

Imagine having an oc group that's based off of ace card terminology like this

Anyone else use their tits as a table?

Really tempted to start a GoFundMe so that I can move out of this state, but I don't really need the money, nor am I desperate to leave yet🫠

(Most of my family and all of my friends are here, but it's not like any of them talk to me anyway outside of needing something from me) (When I do move, it'll be either to the Scottish Highlands or the US Appalachians, depending on how this years elections go) (Also, I don't have a driver's license yet, so...)