Wrote Instead Of Reading Because AO3 Is Down And Then When I Went To Post Realized

Wrote instead of reading because AO3 is down and then when I went to post realized

That AO3 is down

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so i took out the trash today like the good house husband i am not, leaving behind the rank smell of long forgotten noodles and the regrets of two people with memory issues

i, like any good tumblr citizen, remember the tales of the person who put two cups of vanilla extract in their oven so i did the sensible thing to get out two Caps of extract

just then, inspiration struck. a bolt of lightning straight from the muses themselves, if i could use vanilla extract.... who's to say i couldn't use other extracts?

i scoured the cabinets, i knew my partner had secreted away some illicit non-vanilla type extracts for baking, and i found it.

hidden in the back of the cabinet was a lone bottle of mint extract

i emptied my two caps with abandon into an (oven safe) glass dish and gleefully set the oven for 300 for an hour

all that was left now was to wait for the sins of the mind to be purged by the mighty mint leaf

ten minutes in... starting to smell kinda like a thin mint

fifteen minutes in, i take a nice deep breath of lovely scented air and i am greeted by searing burning minty pain

i launch myself towards the kitchen, every step closer to mint hell, every orifice on my face burning with the freezing righteous flame of menthol

im fumbling for the oven mitt to rid my home of this foul demon, i pry the oven open and am hit with a blast unlike anything else

i feel what that vine kid taking shots of mouthwash feels, i was seared raw, my tits were blown clean off, and it was just me and that devilish beguiling minty fresh taste

quickly dumping the rest into the sink i ran towards the door, begging for the sweet sweet smell of un-minted air

learning nothing from this encounter, i dare to try once more, with the tumblr-approved extract this time

wish me luck

I sneezed and now my lashes are messed

It's September 1st, bois, and there's a shift in the air

Welcome to spooky season!!

None of my friends seem to care, so I'mma tell y'all because I know at least someone will care:

I was listening to PotO, as ya do, and I was looking at the note names for Christine's part of the song Phantom of the Opera. (The note names because I can't actually read sheet music past middle C)

Without properly warming up (obviously I'm not gonna sing without some kind of warm up, but I'm not gonna run a whole drill first thing in the morning), I can hit a High C. It sounds so much better when I do warm up, though.

I always thought that Christine's final note of PotO was a High C. I was wrong. It's an E6.

With this new knowledge, I have yet to actually test my full range again while completely warmed up, but I can confidently say that it's bigger than I thought.

Tldr: My friends don't care, but I can hit a High C and I'm very proud of that (our next step is to get that E6. I can get it sometimes, but I want to be consistent)