HELP WANTED! JUGGALO NICOTINE ALLERGY??

HELP WANTED! JUGGALO NICOTINE ALLERGY??

i recently adopted a juggalo named mr. roach from a nearby pound and he's been getting along great and integrating amazingly with the rest of my clowns. my hobo clown and my sad clown are even getting along with him, and he's best buds with my party clown. the problem is he's been reacting negatively to me giving him cigarettes which i know are an essential part of a juggalo's natural diet and enrichment. he's been coughing them up and going into these awful coughing fits. i looked it up and google said it might be an allergy but i'm worried for him because he's been looking sick lately and refusing to make jokes and i think it's because he's deprived of the vitamins cigarettes are supposed to give him. are there any alternatives i can try? i'm really worried about him

STOP posting how-to-care guides on these animals! not only are they invasive, but they are WILD, and the attempts to domesticate them have made this WORSE. you CANNOT domesticate a glamour, you SHOULD not try, they are NATIVE to sewers and bringing them out causes INFESTATIONS. #LETWILDCLOWNSBEWILD

so sick of people saying glamours are invasive clowns. they aren't even technically clowns! regardless, they've been on earth for literally millions of years and we should treat them with the respect they deserve. anyway, here are some tips for new glamour owners on how to ETHICALLY take care of your glamour: food: glamours will eat lots of small animals, such as frogs and birds. If you find roadkill, give it to them they will eat it right up. chicken from the store is another good alternative.

enclosure: glamours like to roam. unless you live by a body of water, you're going to need to get a large pool for them to inhabit.

companions: glamours are SOLITARY CLOWNS. DO NOT PUT THEM WITH OTHER CLOWNS. It can cause great disaster, even with other species. It doesn't matter if you keep them in other enclosures, glamours can shape shift and WILL cause problems

ensure you have some other large animal to go with your roadie! bulls, of course, are the most common option, but not every clown owner wants to own bulls, so big dogs or horses will also do

Howdy yall!

I’m new to the clown husbandry community and I’ve been lookin into adopting a rodeo clown. I live in a kinda rural town with access to large open fields, farms and livestock and I love goin outside and getting out of the house, so I’ve got the basics covered in terms of preferred environment! We don’t have rodeos where I am unfortunately but we do have the yearly county fair and other such events so there should be plenty of entertainment for him!

Information for rodeo clown care is a little hard to find, so if anyone has any tips, tricks or resources, please send them my way!!

Hello! I was wondering the rate at which clowns age? Do they mature at the same rate as humans? Or is it like how dogs and cats mature? I want to know how long of a commitment I'll be in for if I get a young clown

Thanks so much in advance!

Hello! I am MOST happy to help with your query.

Before I answer though, know that what constitutes "aging" in a clown is hard to correlate with what happens to humans. What is a clown aging also greatly varies by breed, diet and environment. Scare clowns only get larger with age, english pratfalls slowly fade to black and white coloring with more "old timey" tomfoolery, and mimes tend to make invisible cigarettes and walkers.

That being said, once a clownling is hatched they go from a larval clown to a baby clown within a year. Regarding movement and mental acuity this can best be correlated to a human's development from ages 1-5.

After that, the clown will spend the next 20 years slowly growing into their adult form until they reach their "first molt." Usually this incurs a growth spurt and some ornamental change in coloring and patterns.

Then every 20 years a clown will molt once more, and well... Under a clown's natural circumstances this could go on indefinitely. However, clowns are not from this dimension and there is a slow degradation of our molecular structure that usually claims a clown around their 100th or 120th year.

However, there are ways to extend this time such as the use of of a pocket dimension (such as one that I inhabit). Should the clown still be a part of your family around the time of their molecular degradation, it may be worth it to house them in special facilities such as MADAM BOJINGLES OLDE CLOWN EMPORIUM AND RETIREMENT HOME that are housed in these dimensions.

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i'm taking notes on homorediculous so that i can make a biology diagram on them, and i want to know if my notes are correct

(btw i meant obligate carnivores as in the same way cats are obligate carnivores)

looks like you got a circus-party clown mix. invest in some rubber chickens and a circus tent, and maybe a rudimentary tightrope

I have recently rescued what I can assume is a baby clown. I don’t know what breed they are. I saw whom I can only assume was their mother a mile or two away (ded) so I scooped the bugger up and took him home.

He looks like this the pink splotch on their frills is a bite mark with blood (I believe the blood was already on the attackers teeth and left the stain). I believe they are a circus mix but I’m not sure. There are no clown shelters or clown sanctuaries in my town so that is out of the option. Any help would be greatly appreciated.