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The adult actually seems very rare from what you’re describing my guess would be a birthday clown-mime mix (very uncommon due to the behavioral differences of both species), however, it could be one of the many sub species of “sad clowns.” And the kit you’re describing seems like it could be a mix of a lot of things. My first guess would be a jester-roaring clown mix. Roaring clowns we’re popularized in the 20s and they aren’t commonly bred anymore but they do tend to live longer than other breeds so it’s not impossible that one might still be around to breed with a jester. However, I don’t think that if it was a classic roaring clown That it breed with a full jester, it might have been a jester ballerina mix from what you’re describing.

You might have a very difficult time due to these clowns care needs and usually I wouldn’t suggest taking them in however, if you feel they bonded to you, I recommend going to your local clown support group and looking for more IRL advice there. 

HELP! Clown husbandry!

I have recently found a clown that was was abandoned by a railroad, my first thought was a train clown, but when I went up to it looked more like a birthday due to its coloration. I would usually leave wild clowns alone but due to the closeness to the train tracks I had to check it out, and I’m glad I did. When it saw me approaching it didn’t look scared but it was hiding something. A smaller starving kit, that looked to be no breed I’ve ever seen, with a leash to the tracks! I of course got them both off the tracks but I can imagine why someone would do that!

So right now I’m asking for help on identifying the breed so I can find out who did this.

The adult is very colorful but has very sad face markings, its frill is rather flat and holey. It has short boots and no leg coverings, similar to an acrobat.

The kit has feathers in its hair and a short cape. Very minimal facial markings, mostly around the eyes, and it’s frill is large and poofy. Coloration is more browns and whites with the occasional purple(?). It has heels with bows on them, akin to the subspecies ballerina. I’ve never seen anything like it.

Any help is greatly appreciated.

HELP WANTED! JUGGALO NICOTINE ALLERGY??

i recently adopted a juggalo named mr. roach from a nearby pound and he's been getting along great and integrating amazingly with the rest of my clowns. my hobo clown and my sad clown are even getting along with him, and he's best buds with my party clown. the problem is he's been reacting negatively to me giving him cigarettes which i know are an essential part of a juggalo's natural diet and enrichment. he's been coughing them up and going into these awful coughing fits. i looked it up and google said it might be an allergy but i'm worried for him because he's been looking sick lately and refusing to make jokes and i think it's because he's deprived of the vitamins cigarettes are supposed to give him. are there any alternatives i can try? i'm really worried about him

my hobo clown, steve unemployments, has been sitting with my juggalo, mr. roach, and staring at him silently. not aggressively, and my juggalo is surprisingly not being aggressive either. they're just looking at each other. they've been doing this for a few hours. is this normal? they have plenty of enrichment and entertainment. are they bored?

what's the best brand of face paint for clown makeup and which setting powder should i buy? i got some heavy duty like theatre face paint but it didnt really work out it was thin and cracked a bunch and dried lighter than it went on :/ and lord knows my elf setting powder didnt do shit