Be The Ethereal Gay Idiot You Want To See In The World

Be the ethereal gay idiot you want to see in the world 🏳️‍🌈

tbh as someone who went to a science school we said stupid stuff like this all the time, even though we all obviously knew it was wrong, just cause it was funny

this fucking idiot. everyone point at laugh

List of Book!Crowley things I think you should know:

Owns a collection of soul music (that he's very proud of)

Has snake skin boots that may or may not be his feet

Has a tendency to hiss when he forgets himself

Whispers commentary to Aziraphale while the Metatron and Beelzebub discuss if Armageddon should happen

Is an optimist who believes the Universe will take care of him

Reads novels

Loves naps, particularly after a large meal

Bought petrol just for the bullet hole decals

Doesn't make reservations because that's something that only happens to "other people"

Believes every car has a cassette player, so every car he drives does, even if it's not supposed to

Breathes life back into a dove Aziraphale accidentally smothered in his jacket

Likes classical music, but can't listen to it because the cassettes keep turning into "Best of Queen" albums

Thinks about putting his message box cassette into his car to turn Hastur into a "Best of Queen" album but decides he's not that evil

Thinks satanists are weird/disturbing

Can do weird things with his tongue

Also, highlight from the book you should see, because Crowley is fucking adorable:

"be nice!" Hiccup says to Toothless in Dragonese.

love is real. i hope it will happen to me

#DannyMay prompt #17: Childhood.

A not-so-imaginary friend (click the image).