The Fantasy Of The Human Being Is Infinite, Enjoy The Piece That You Get. By Key Monster

The fantasy of the human being is infinite, enjoy the piece that you get.  By Key Monster

when i was a baby i had to feed from my mums finger as i was not aware enough of my face to be able to suck, so she had to attach a tube to her finger and pump milk directly into my tiny mouth. baby me was an odd one

suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just ‘parent’

she really buttered a cat and got upset when he was called dumb

Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post

And the update

She buttered Jorts

Forensics and Flowers on Instagram / Etsy

Fleariel

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!