I Don't Give A Shit As Long As Those In Need Benefit

I don't give a shit as long as those in need benefit

#was not planning to discover the perfect anology for my ex and I today but here I am

i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-

thx for putting up with my insanity, sorry i lured you with the cuteness. it was intentional

showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

#Three cheers for gender affirming force fem :33

Do you know how it makes me feel when you say these kinds of things about yourself? No, shut up. You are a beautiful girl.

What are these then? They do look like a woman's tits to me. Aww, it's cute how flustered you always get when I play with them. You even moan like a girl when I pinch your nipples.

You really have to stop pretending, because you aren't fooling anyone. Everyone sees you as a beautiful girl no matter how much you deny it.

HEY, you aren't allowed to touch me until you admit it. Admit that you're a beautiful girl.

Stop begging, I don't care how desperate you are, it's either that or you're not allowed to touch me.

Say it again. Again. Good girl.

My, my, you've really been leaking a lot. I better take care of this. 💜

#Ever just have to bite down on your tongue so you don’t scream at unholy hours of the morning bc a post hit you right in the kink you’ve been single for to long and use? #Because damn I’m single and miss that

having mutuals with lots of followers is so dangerous

im so embarrassed rn humiliation kink is NOT HELPING