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me whenever I agree to go out somewhere in the middle of winter

She was ravishing. How ravishing she is, he thought. Everything about her is ravishing. - Sword of Destiny by Andrzej Sapkowski

I need fanfic writers to stop referring to Arthur Morgan as ageing/old/past his prime/getting on etc etc

He's in his mid thirties. He's literally the same age as me. Stop this nonsense now.

Beautiful space jellyfish

Excuse me, Trelawny? What in the world is wrong with my piratical attire, exactly?

How did I not know until now that Arthur has unique dialogue and camp interactions when drunk? 😭

I have to test this with John lmao

I feel warmer already 😅

I can't stop laughing at Arthur running with a giant fish

he's such a handsome lad

Just an autophaged out traveller and their sentinel Minotaur buddy all kitted out in ridiculous irn bru regalia

I've got COVID so I ended 2023 by giving myself severe emotional damage on top of my physical suffering, and finished chapter 6 of my RDR2 replay and went to bed early

Still hurts this morning 😭

I've been replaying RDR2 for the first time since its release and we're well past Guarma now and I'm really not ok 🥲

Pondering the orb Atlas.

You're a sarcastic bastard, John Rebus

I'm watching the 2002 Wiedźmin TV series and whilst it's not how I picture Geralt and a lot of it is rough around the edges, it's believably grubby. This is a murder hobo who does pest extermination to pay for a pint and a bowl of gruel. Netflix made him look far too expensive.

some more buckwild wild hunt quotes

bonus: the most relatable thing any character has ever said in response to “how are you holding up”

A family! :)

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me, any time someone asks me for advice (& they're not a paying client)

Oh no I just finished Lady of the Lake and I'm Not Ok ™️

death from three teeth

hahahaha actually me when I started dating my partner, who has a rhr of 40-50 and also sleep apnoea so he actually *does stop breathing* when he's asleep

If Geralt’s heartbeat is slower than a human’s then in turn his breathing must be as well, therefore I strongly believe that this has happened before early on in him and Jaskier’s adventures:

Geralt, snapping awake: What is it?!

Jaskier, still shaking him by the shoulders: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN “WHAT IS IT”?! YOU WEREN’T FUCKING BREATHING!!!

The original artist who made this funny comic- I’m just making a witcher version

Geralt’s age is all over the place in the various adaptations so I compromised by choosing none of them lol

geralt and lambert + repartee