Redgy Will Forever Be Missed

Redgy will forever be missed 😔

One piece reactions to seeing a spider inside!

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Buggy, Law, Ace, Shanks, Kid, Killer, Benn.

A/N: incase you guys are in anyway similar to the ppl on tiktok THIS IS SATIRE do not tell me to kms because you think im wrong because I am always right in-fact I am oda.

C/W: if you don't like spiders or if u get sad about bugs being smooshed

Luffy: picks it up so confidently puts it in his pocket it bites his ass and he sits on it, this all happened consecutively within five minutes and he's so sad he makes a grave for him.

R.I.P

Redgy

12:30 - 12:35

Zoro: Didn't see it steps on it goes on with his day.

Sanji: karate kicks it.

Buggy: feeds it to his pet lizard yes Buggy has a pet lizard.

Law: He doesn't care like at all, he's kinda like, how the fuck did you get in here.

Ace: screams at the top of his lungs is standing on the table kicking his feet hysterically crying and throwing up.

Shanks: the exact same as Ace except his scream is super high pitch like glass shatteringly high pitched.

Kid: blows it up

Killer: blows kid up for putting a whole in the floor

Benn: shoots it for shanks while he's still screaming.

Sorry to do this @howlingday , but it’s “two through ten?”

Imagine a vampire movie where a guy stabs dracula and dracula just stands there like

"Hey buddy you do know if you wanna kill someone you have to kill the brain."

They dabbed up at Ross

Ruby: Hold my hand. NOW!

Jaune: (Holds her hand, Screams) IT BUUUUURNS!

Ruby: Oh, stop exaggerating. Look, everyone! We're holding hands!

Zoro obviously can’t touch his toes cuz his tiddies are too big

this file was called beef and otter and i wonder who's who

Wonder Woman: Ok, but why would you win?

Superman: Don’t ask him tha-

Batman: BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!!!

If the batkids had a podcast.

Trinity Special

Spoiler: Who would win in a fight?

Batman: Me.

Wonder Woman: I was the leader of the Amazons.

Batman: Me.

Wonder Woman:

Superman: I can fly.

Batman: Hn. Me.

Wonder Woman:

Superman:

Superman: Why are we friends?

Wonder Woman (snorts)

Superman: What I am doing here? (giggles)

*Team RWBY and __PR burst into Jaune’s hospital room*

Ruby: Jaune! What happened?!

Nora:

~Jauney got ran over by a reindeer

Walking home from our dorm on Christmas Eve

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Renny, we believe

He’d been drinking to much eggnog

And we’d beg him not to go

But he forgot our Christmas gifts

So he stumbled out the door and into the snow

When they found him Christmas mornin’

At the scene of the attack

There were hoof prints on his forehead

And incriminatin’ Claus marks on his back

Jauney got run over by a reindeer

Walkin’ home from our dorm Christmas Eve

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Renny, we believe

Now we were so proud of Pyrrha

She’s been takin’ this so well

See her in there watchin’ football

Drinkin’ juice and and playin’ cards with Yangarang

It’s not Christmas without Jauney

Everybody’s dressed in black

And we just can’t help but wonder,

Should we open his gifts or send them back?

Jauney got ran over by a reindeer

Walkin’ home from our dorm on Christmas Eve

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Renny, we believe

Now the goose is on the table

And the pudding made of pig

And a gold and yellow candle

That would just have matched the hair on Jauney’s head

I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors

Better watch out for yourselves

They should never give a license

To a man who drives a slave and plays with elves

Jauney got ran over by a reindeer

Walkin’ home from our dorm on Christmas Eve

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Renny, we believe~

Jaune: I hope I get run over.

Nora: Aww, come on! it's dustmas!

Jaune, sighs: I hope I get run over by a reindeer.

Nora, slapping a bow on Jaune’s face: That's the spirit!