*rolls Into Your Inbox With Some Tea And Makes Herself Comfortable*

*rolls into your inbox with some tea and makes herself comfortable*

I need more context about this pretty please.

So, I kinda generally hate Brian Michael Bendis' tenure on the X-Men, but I still find these two pages funny mostly because they went out of their way to draw Hank looking the most Dr. Eggman they possibly could, and because Maria Hill in the comics is just as much of a fascist asshole as Ben Percy's Beast (seriously, look up Pleasant Hill), so the idea that her words mean fucking jack just makes me laugh.

It's also just funny because Hank hasn't . . . even . . . really . . . done, that much, here. Yes, he brought the Original X-Men out of the timestream for an afternoon while he was in the midst of a protracted cardiac arrest, but he fully intended on putting them back ASAP, and the only reason they weren't was because Brian Michael Bendis looked out at all the X-Men in 2013, and decided that aside from Kitty Pryde, he wasn't really interested in writing most of them.

Just like how people in Bendis' run act like Cyclops milquetoast revolution is going to upend the social order (he's just doing run of the mill X-Men shit, really), people in Bendis' run act like Beast was running around poking his big blue fingers in the holes of the universe and trying to yank them wide open, when that's, not, really, his Modus Operandi.

Seriously, if you go back and read what Hank was actually doing prior to Bendis, he mostly just kinda stays in his lane and tries to fix shit that other people broke (looks over at the Decimation). Did he have moral slips? Yeah, a few. But none that many people knew about, and none that would affect the universe on such a scale that Maria Hill should be having paroxysms about it.

These pages are also extra funny because that's not Dazzler, that's Mystique pretending to be Dazzler, and she's just having to sit there and listen to Hill lose her fucking mind over Beast, probably thinking, damn, why don't I have that kind of reputation?

That being said.

Hank can be very dangerous.

When a multiversal envoy of death recognises you on sight and says, oh yeah, you're important and you play the Great Game of Worlds almost every time, that says something.

Oops. It's almost like Hank's smarter than you, Cap. Scary smarter.

Oops. Get played, boys.

"Hey, Hank, can you cook me up a doomsday weapon?"

"I'll need a box of Twinkies and maybe a day?"

Oddly enough, he was actually a lot scarier before he went supervillain. Go figure.

Headcanons & Musing

Maggie's first word was "Dada". She said it on Hank's birthday and they even got that moment on video.

Now that I started to read the comics I'm so happy and glad that I decided to write Maggie's story like it is with no mentions of any canon situations or anything like that. This allows me to fit her into the mcu but also the comics and I can leave everything about her story like it is.

And because of her abilities she can even travle through the multiverse and time and pop up in any time and verse I want her to be. Even if in her story at the time she was with HADES or on the run. It's just present Maggie who travled to the past or the future or another universe.

That kid can be everywhere I want her to be!

BTW I don't consider the "MCU earth is earth 616" thingy as canon. For me it was just an easter egg and Mysterio just said some random numbers without knowing what he was talking about. Earth 616 is only the comic earth and MCU earth is still earth 199999. In my eyes the MCU can't be earth 616 because they changed too many things there and for me as soon as there's just one single change no matter how minor it is it's another universe and another earth.

(also, 2 more things: 1: if that photo has multiple fictional characters, all of the fictional characters in that photo will be your roommates. 2: for characters that can only live in certain conditions, those conditions will be ignored, and they’ll still be able to live.)

(sorry if you don't like this content, I just saw one of those "fictional character in photo roll" posts and thought I would make one.)

Why is everyone talking about "no tumblr live anymore" I still have it. Am I the only one who still can see that?

Headcanons & Musing

I want everyone of you to drop everythig for a moment and think about Hank with his baby girl in his arms, holding her for the very first time. Seeing her little face and feeling her tiny hands and fingers wrapping around his finger that is so much bigger than hers.

Imagine this man holding a little infant that's so tiny that it fits easily in one hand of his. He could simply just lay her on his palm no problem.

Imagine him holding her close to his chest as he looks down at the little wonder he created. Feeling this kind of love he never felt before or thought he would ever feel.

And he's just happy and at peace in that moment!

Did you imagined it? Yeah? Okay then you can go on with your life again. Thanks for listening <3