I Actually Kinda Like This Better Than The Original 'Gay Galaxy Trash'Decided To Add The Asexual Flag

I actually kinda like this better than the original 'Gay Galaxy Trash™' Decided to add the Asexual flag along with the Pansexual flag for reasons that I kinda touched on in my rant/vent post I'm still not sure if I'm Ace, I'm trying to figure stuff out but whatever, for the time being until I figure myself out, I'm Asexual and Pansexual ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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“Tall points, no quills, no pillows- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!”

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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I did this and I’m not even sorry…

Yooooo these took me so long to draw...

These are my OC’s Ace, Emi and Sal. They’re from a species that still a WIP called Valxiks.

(I took heavy inspiration from the Deadly Six when designing the species)

I’ll give ya’ll a brief description of each character-

Ace:

He’s literally a wild animal that can talk, he hyper, loud and annoying, he’s also a prankster, and mischievous in nature. He would not hesitate to bite a child and is the living embodiment of ‘It’s not illegal if no one see’s you doing it’. Though’s he’s incredibly caring and loyal to his friends.

Emi:

Is literally done with Ace’s bullshit. She’s sassy and sarcastic, and loves to talk shit about people she hates behind their back. She’s Ace’s complete opposite, where Ace is crazy she’s calm and normally talks Ace out of doing something stupid and dangerous, but sometimes lets loose and acts just as crazy as Ace, and does equally as stupid stuff as he does, they like to try and one up eachother.

Sal:

The only true sane person in the group. Sal is shy and reserved, they tend to follow Ace and Emi because they don’t have any real friends besides them and is a pacifist, they don’t believe in using violence unless it is necessary, which is why they have the fewest bruises between the other two. They like to ‘roughhouse’ alot and Sal wants nothing to do with it.

Sal’s the innocent one in all of this.

Random notes and Stuff:

Ace and Emi have know eachother since they were kids

Ace is street smart, Emi is book and street smart, and Sal is book smart

Ace is literally a ‘human’ puppy dog

Ace has a kink in his tail, the kink always points down to the ground

Sal is a Hermaphrodite/Intersex. They don’t care what pronouns you use, as long as you don’t say like “Sal is a girl/boy”

The light gray band around Sal’s waist isn’t supposed to be there, only female Valxiks have the band above their waist

Sal is infertile

Bonus Picture!!!

(Sal never skips a leg day)

Draw the Squad Base here!