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good morning everynyan. remember that grass is green, the sky is blue, cyn and the solver are different beings, and uzi didn’t kill her classmates just because they were rude to her
this post is beyond lovely! Showing how so many people stood up to help those how are being attacked by ignorant and insensitive people. definitely rebloging!
Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat
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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!
Jonathan: I can't imagine what Roman is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
Roman: We have fun, don’t we, Jonathan? Jonathan: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Jonathan: Roman, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement- Roman: Aww, thanks- Jonathan: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.
Roman: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED! Roman: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY! Jonathan: Roman just threw a tantrum about a chair. Jonathan: I just won Roman Tantrum Bingo.
Jonathan: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! Roman: That doesn't exist. Jonathan: Not with that attitude.