A Porn Bot With The Last Name "Birdinground" Just Followed Me. Why Did You Put The Bird In The Ground

A porn bot with the last name "Birdinground" just followed me. Why did you put the bird in the ground ma'am. I would be mad at you for doing that to the bird but the idea of it is just so silly and strange that it's taken my mind of the paranoia I'm suffering due to watching Saw for the first time. How can I think about the pig man jumping out in that parking garage when there's a bird in the ground. There's a bird in the ground. It's no time for shaking in fear of the pig man. A bird in the ground is too much to think about. I have to think about the bird. I have to.

Every sugar cookie thing smells just like a build a bear. Sugar cookie scented candles. Sugar cookie flavored chocolates. Sugar cookie scented soap and hand sanitizer. Build a bear scented.

Calling the latest round of bots "pornbots" is giving them more credit than they deserve tbh.... most of their blogs are empty. no boobs. no ass

I haven't been a very funny man on here lately. Luckily this morning while I was extremely tired and grumpy and on the way to work I had a VERY funny thought and it would be so great to post here. I forgot it though.

Dear tumblr, I am so happy to see an ace aro community here! But do you think I am ace? Because I'm getting recommended ace posts almost more than I am getting piped and I don't know how to tell you that they're not really the type of posts I relate to.