I Work In Myrtle Beach So Every Day While I'm On The Way To Work I Pass By Approximately 432 Mini Golf

I work in Myrtle Beach so every day while I'm on the way to work I pass by approximately 432 mini golf courses, but my second favorite one is jungle safari themed and the only reason it's one of my favorites is because the first thing I see as we approach it is a statue of a baby giraffe eating the grass but it's gotta get it's long ass baby neck down to the ground so he's stanced like this.

Artist: tiger time 22

Medium: finger on samsung phone

When I was in middle school we had a weekend long field trip to astoria oregon and like other cool places and shit but the only part of it I remember was going to fort stevens because it was the scariest shit I’ve ever seen in person and it is definitely haunted as fuck. Anyway our friend was taking a shit ton of pictures on her digital camera and she took one of me and my best friend at the time and we both had like HELLA red eyes in the picture. Her camera had red eye correction so she selected it obviously but it said there was nothing to correct in the photo. Looking back on it now it was definitely just some camera error but holy shit like 13 year old me thought I was possessed and that I wasn’t gonna make it home.

fucjing kity. if you even care

d100 Table of Mediocre Treasure (value: $0-10)

Roll of antacids

Asparagus tongs

Bagel

Ball of twine

Bent paperclip animal

Bezeling planisher

Book of matches

Bottle of hand sanitizer

Bottle of lemon juice

Bottle of Sovereign Glue with the lid stuck on

Bottle of vinegar

Box of toothpicks (x30)

Breath-freshener strips

Bust of local ruler (pocket-size)

Can (roll d6: Beans, Corn, Chicken Soup, Tomato Paste, Dog Food, Treasure)

Celery-vase

Chapstick

Chalk

Cherry-pitter/olive-stoner

Chopsticks (one pair, reusable)

Chicken bones (2d4)

Clipboard

Coffee mug (boring)

Coffee mug (humorous/novelty)

Coin: brass farthing

Coin: double-headed quarter

Coin: lucky dime

Coin: rare nickel

Collectible figurine (roll d10: 1-7 common, 8-10 slightly rare)

Condom (still in wrapper)

Cool feather (not magic)

Cool rock (not magic)

Coupon for half-price at local tradesperson (see Table of Tradespeople, https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/631120108774948864/)

Date stamp

Decent pen

Decorative gourd (inedible)

Doorknob of unknown origin

Ear candle

Ear plugs

Edible mushroom (non-psychedelic)

Egg slicer

Empty vintage soda can that collectors insist is valuable

Fake gem

Fake mustache

Five dollar bill

Fly whisk

Garden-haxby

Guitar string

Hair pick

Handful of paper napkins

Handful of sauce packets (roll d6: ketchup, mustard, mayo, BBQ, zesty ranch, Goodberry)

Hard-boiled egg

Horseshoe

Humorous novelty headband (roll d4: cat ears, unicorn horn, demon horns, Beholder eyestalks)

Incense (see Table of Scents & Flavors, https://randomitemdrop.tumblr.com/post/631160696571314176/)

IOU from local Orc

Jar (roll d8: spaghetti sauce, salsa, sofrito, dry pasta, marmalade, cocktail onions, glitter, empty but it’s still a pretty nice jar)

Library card

Lint roller

Lunchable

Makeup mirror

Makeup brushes

Nail clippers and file

Novelty rubber dog doo

Opera glasses

Orange Circus Peanuts (3d6)

Packet of gum

Packet of instant oatmeal

Packet of spices

Pad of sticky notes

Pair of socks (roll d10: 1-3 plain white tube socks, 4-6 black dress socks, 7-9 poorly-knitted homemade socks, 10 amusing novelty print socks)

Peanut butter wrench

Political button for locally popular candidate

Political button for locally unpopular candidate

Pop Tart

Protractor

Reading glasses

Replacement shirt button

Runcible spoon

Safety razor

Scrunchie

Selfie stick

Silly-Straw

Slap bracelet

Small wooden crab-mallet

Smelling-salts

Snoring strips

Souvenir hat (roll d12: local harvest festival, local fertility festival, famous traveling musician, famous traveling morality-play, obscure cult-classic traveling morality-play, faraway city, enemy empire, tourist attraction two towns over, local funfair, local baseball team, local rival baseball team, Outer Planes)

Squeaky rubber hot dog

Squeegee

Step-stool

Tape gun

Teabag

Tooth of unknown origin

Tube of acne ointment (roll d4: 1-3 anti-acne, 4 pro-acne)

Turnip-twaddler

Universal ten-silvers-off coupon

Wax flower

Wig (roll d4: Fashionable, Unfashionable, Clown, Rave)

Yo-yo

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the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long