My New Obsession Is Red Vs. Blue.

My new obsession is Red vs. Blue.

I have been binge watching the shit out of the series!!

I feel like not enough people talk about how pyro managed to become CEO of a company in like six months and made said company have their best quarter ever.

The fact they were still in pyrovision during all of that leads to a very funny head cannon that pyro does have some sort of attraction to economics (although not nearly as strong as their love of fire) and is very good at it.

I can just imagine engineer walking into a room with a very sad pyro and he’s all like “What’s wrong buddy?” And pyro just turns to him and points to a chart showing that their stocks just went down.

@emeraldspiral

the dash when succession is ending forever tonight

 poor thing

Scout is annoying little bastard teenager who plays baseball and runs track. He has dyslexia and ADHD so he doesn't even know what the hell is going on in school so his mother pulled him out so he never went to high school.

Soldier would just be a big, dumb idiot, who was a jock who loved football

Heavy would be taking care of his mother and three sisters, because his father died in the Gulag

Engineer would be a burnout kid. He's trying to make his parents happy by becoming a great engineer, like his father so he is working himself to the point where he has no sleep and/or sanity 

Demoman would be working like 37 jobs all at the same time and still be able to feel relaxed (Unlike engineer…)

Sniper would 100 percent be rocking that mullet and he just took up shooting with his dad so now his favorite thing is hunting for his Ma and Pa… he is still a very introverted and shy kid

Spy 100% went through a rebellious stage and you cannot tell me otherwise he would wear leather jackets he would wear ripped pants he would smoke he would he would not listen to his parents. He would be a little rebellious teenager. And later, when he is 18 or 19 he would become a part of the French resistance 

Medic is still a psychopath and his parents forced him into a braces headgear because his teeth were crooked and now he definitely wants to kill him's parents because he is in absolutely agony, but he is quite smart