I Am Very Stupid.

I am very stupid.

I have, in a 24 hour period, done three things. I have signed up for a volunteer shift that happened in june, laid on my dog pee stained carpet floor for 3 hours reading fanfics, listening to legal woes on loop, and eating gummie bears.

Oh i also stabbed myself in the breast with a steak knife while doing the dishes.

3/4 SBI Crack I Wrote At 3am

    Philza Minecraft was opening the door, completely unprepared to see his son unconscious and probably drunk, and a random blonde teenager holding him bridal style, a scowl on his face.

    “Is this yours?” The boy asked.

    “Umm… Yeah? Why do you-” Phil was interrupted by the boy pushing past him into the living room, dropping Wilbur on the couch.

    Phil looked at the boy.

    And the boy stared back, his tail lashing behind him, and his ears twitching.

    “Try not to let him out of the house to go drink again. Also, your couch is ugly.”

    Phil returned the scowl, annoyed that this teenage boy would insult his bright pink couch.

    Before he could comment, the teen strutted out, leaving Phil to deal with the mess that was Wilbur Soot.

    “What the-” Phil cut himself off and sighed. “Wil, what are we going to do with you?”

    Phil went over to the refrigerator to get a cold water bottle.

    “Of course, the one time you need to study for an exam you get drunk of all things.” He went back over to the old, worn, and bright pink couch. He popped off the cap and dumped the bottle over Wilbur’s head.

totally legal things ive collected over the years

beginner’s guide to legally doing things - use this browser for doing legal things - use this free vpn for doing legal things - the vpn’s playstore app - webrtc leak shield - photoshop - paint tool sai - she-ra 1 2 3 4 5 - movies in the us - movies in other countries - suf - ninjago - ninjago movie - pokemon movies - lego city adventures - film ebooks - freddy files (fnaf) - learn greek - toxicity awareness (ebooks) - 3ds emulator - 3ds roms - more 3ds roms - sun and moon rom - tomodachi life rom - even more roms - witch ebooks

My brother got this huge dog that he named Taquito while we were in florida for our summer vacation. He keeps leaking this white stuff out of a hole in his back, and it keeps getting all over our furniture. Taquito is becoming, for lack of a better word, very saggy, losing mass. His fur is just sliding all over his body. What can we do to stop this?

JAMES MARIOTT WORE A MR MEN TSHIRT I WANT TO DIE

Edit: i didn't tag this lmao

My mom: hey, could you get the screw up off the floor?

Me:

Me: I'm not on the floor though.