(He/him) I am learning how tumblr works very slowly - drag Queen, solely as a hobby unfortunately
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Is the Muppet Joker Gabe Bensen from Gravity Falls???
Proof:
They both crave the sweet feeling of felt
They want muppet hole tangentially
All these years and I never realized that dashcon Remembrance Day is on my birthday and dashcon WAS on my birthday and now dashcon 2 will also be on my birthday. Getting LOTS of things out of being a june baby rn. Life is good. The harvest is plenty.
I don’t know if this has already been brought in front of the court of muppet fuckers yet but I present a masterful image of Kermit with abs advertising one of his past exploits, Amphíbīa.
Hannibal (2013-2015)
3x09 - “And the Woman Clothed with the Sun”
Stomach hair and gay sex never die forever
How much money would you have if it was the same as your credit card numbers
Not so much
I can confirmed, I was there, among us indeed
Among Us
Amazing news, incredibly big deal
big news tho. my body hair has managed to spread enough to connect my chest hair to my happy trail. you cant even understand what a big deal this is
Athena deserves everything negative that comes her way. I hope that she gets what she deserves.
like to charge, reblog to cast
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Red Breasted Geese on a Grassy Knoll. Dated 1989. Sir Peter Markham Scott (1909-1989). Oil on canvas.
Christie's
why are artists so hot
"Tranz Portraits" by Del LaGrace Volcano, from the book Sublime Mutations
curse of 10000 ghouls and demons be upon ye
Who up mupping they joker
….
Yeah
Who up jonklering they muppet
Who up joking they Kermit
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Who up muppeting they hole
i hate when men aren’t covered in blood or smoking . whats the point then
How to be a Dark Feminist as a Catholic:
God is a WOMAN. This is not up for debate. Anyone who says otherwise will be firmly barked at like the dog they are until they repent. All women go to heaven.
All men go to hell. Sorry Jesus, guess you should've transitioned instead of getting crucified like a LOSER CUCK! I don't make the rules. Also we must battle the Pope until he steps down and lets the Fope (Female Pope) take charge.
I am Bigender so I think that means I have to go to Purgatory? Alas! For feminism and catholicism I suppose I shall allow it. Me and all the other Non Binaries will work off our sinner's debt to the church for eternity. Sounds like a party!
What have I done
periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.
scared to get bottom surgery because what if im really bad at having a dick. like what if i yank it too hard and it comes off. what if i dont take good enough care of it and i have my penis license revoked. what then
If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch