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This is like the Almighty Tallest from Invader Zim doing the Doom 2 because Zim wrecked the first one.
Prepare yourself.
So many of us share these ideas, it would be more convenient and cool if we all, per-say, met up in real life in some event, but just centered around tumblr ya know??
In 5 years time we're gonna have people asking for live streaming on tumblr just like how there's always people asking for group chats now
We should do dashcon again. I think it will work this time
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I would absolutely go to the ball pit
They even have glitter glue!!!!
I WANT TO HEAR FROM FORMER DASHCON ATTENDEES AND ORGANIZERS
If you know anyone who was there, please share this post with them. I'm collecting firsthand accounts for my big 10 year anniversary video.
If you're interested in telling me about your experience please email strangeaeonsbusiness@gmail.com or send me an ask here if that's easier (preferably not on anon so that I can DM you)
Introducing Val O'Hara of the Cirque du Dash
While we continue to work on some upcoming announcements behind the scenes, we'd like to add a little colour to the DashCon 2 universe! Some of you may have heard of their ringleader, but we're happy to introduce you to more of our mascots, the Cirque du Dash! (We’re Canadians, we have to throw in a little French once in a while.)
Given the ball pit and the chaotic nature of “DashCon 2” as an idea, we thought we’d theme the convention aesthetics around a circus. We want DashCon 2 to have some of its own personality - riding exclusively on the legacy of DashCon just won’t do. We'll be announcing the last two blorbos throughout the month, along with some more content that'll really let you get to know them better! As always, all art is by @paintbrushinacoffeecup
In the meantime, can we offer you a personality quiz to tell you which clown you're most like! Find that right here.
So, without further ado, here is Cirque du Dash’s very own strongwoman: Val O'Hara!
[ALT TEXT] An Image of a circus strongwoman dressed in yellow with a giant hammer. She stands on a blue background next to the following text: Val O’Hara is a mixed Killer and Carnival Clown, taking on traits of both with her outspoken personality and questionable use of the hammer! She’s energetic, intelligent, and wanted in 32 U.S. states. Due to The Incident, her troupe has taken up residence here in the GTA for the foreseeable future. Despite widespread misinformation about Killer Clowns, she’s actually very compassionate to people who don’t work at Papa John’s.
Likes: Ed Sheeran, Women’s Wrestling, reading at small local-owned cafes, women, Scalopini moles
Dislikes: Fantasy, Ohio, Papa John’s (ENEMY)
Introducing Mel Encholy of the Cirque du Dash
Thank you to everyone who responded to our last survey asking for volunteers! We've gotten a ton of amazing applications, and we'll be reaching out soon.
Just in time for spooky month, we're happy to introduce to you to the spookiest member of the Cirque du Dash! Mel Encholy is the troupe's contortionist, and we hope you'll love them as much as we do!
[ALT TEXT] An Image of a clown in all purple, wearing a jester's hat. They stand on a blue background next to the following text: Mel Encholy (Any Pronouns | Contortionist) We really don’t know much about Mel’s heritage, they just sort of showed up on the circus’ doorstep and has stuck around ever since. When she’s not moonlighting as your local cryptid, Mel can be found in deep Wikipedia rabbit holes or the corners of your vision after one too many Benadryl. He’s an artistic soul, and his passion can drive him to great (dubiously ethical) lengths in the name of creative freedom. But at the end of the day, Mel always enjoys a nice sharpie bath to decompress.
Likes: Mellon Collie (Smashing Pumpkins), frog, rereading Homestuck for the 37th time this year.
Dislikes: Gambling, Wearing socks to bed, the Minecraft Movie trailer (2024), The Hat Man.
"Where were you at Dashcon?"
Ma'am I was Summer Reading to prepare for 4th Grade.
for a more comprehensive look at the dashcon without making the video too long, and also possibly more time to interview for people, have you considered making two or three parters?
Breaking videos up into multiple parts rarely goes over well with the YouTube algorithm.
4 hour video on the other hand.
All these years and I never realized that dashcon Remembrance Day is on my birthday and dashcon WAS on my birthday and now dashcon 2 will also be on my birthday. Getting LOTS of things out of being a june baby rn. Life is good. The harvest is plenty.
My friends cursed me to 25 in the Dashcon ball pit ｡ﾟ( ﾟஇ‸இﾟ)ﾟ｡
Thanks @becominglegallyblonde...
Trump getting almost-assassinated on the tenth anniversary of Dashcon is sending me to a different plane of reality
fucking what
Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real
an extra hour in the brick pit
Happy dashcon anniversaries to all of those who celebrate
Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!
Achievement Unlocked:
A Decade of Infamy
Happy 10th birthday to the DashCon Ball Pit Baby (who isn't real, but it's funny to pretend they are)