Carlotta, How Do You Plan On Dealing With All This Shelley Nonsense?

Carlotta, how do you plan on dealing with all this Shelley nonsense?

You know when there’s a fly in your room, and it’s really annoying, and it’s buzzing, and you think you just can’t ignore it, but you can’t find it either? 

Well, if you pay attention to something else, eventually, you just tune out its futile, meaningless buzzing. And if it should land anywhere near you, you can smash it with a book.

Hint: Shelley is the fly.

Will James know that Lily likes him before December?

Not really. 

Sirius/Remus/Peter, why won't you tell James about Lily's feelings?

Remus: She asked us not to! To violate that would be a complete betrayal!

Peter: Remus won’t let me.

Sirius: It’s all about timing, mate. Tell him too soon and everything’s just awkward and people start fighting and it utterly destroys all the happy feelings in the Common Room. And that’s bad for my digestion. It’s all about timing.

Remus: AND about honoring our promise.

Sirius: Right. Whatever.

Remus: Padfoot.

Sirius: Right, fine, honor. Promises. Chivalry. 

Will Lily and James get together before Adam and Marlene?Also, do all of the TLAT questions you get ever annoy you?

A, Yes and no. “Get together” is so broad. But mostly yes.

B, Nah.

James: Is there maybe a tiny (or big) part of you that still has feelings for Lily?

No. And… just no. And even if I did… but no. Of course not. I’ve moved on. Is it warm in here?

Lily, if (when) James and Carlotta break up would you be willing to go to James about your feelings?

…

I don’t know.

That’s awfully official.

And scary.

And hypothetical.

Ahem.