Bro Im Playing Ranked And These Randoms R Just Circling The Map In A Trident

bro I’m playing ranked and these randoms r just circling the map in a trident 😭💀🤚

yessir also I might rant about them later lmao

someone had to say it 😳

Anti Remadora rant

Ik I said I was gonna do this earlier but I’m lazy asf.

First off the age gap. 13 YEARS??????!!!!! Look normally I could probably get over an age gap as long as it wasn’t absurd but 13 yrs is too much even more so at this time point. Remus has already fought the first wizarding war (1970-1981) and Tonks is born in the middle of the war (1973). Like the experience is completely different for each of them.

Next off Sirius had just died and Remus wasn’t in a good headspace. And ik ppl r gonna come for me say oh ur only saying that bc u ship wolfstar no even if Sirius didn’t exist I wouldn’t ship remadora. So since Remus’ lover best friend had just been killed he wasn’t ready for a relationship. As for Tonks I don’t think she wanted to be in the relationship either. Personally I think Tonks and Remus were covering for each other like Sirius and Marlene did. That being said they only got married bc they were pressured into it. Again that’s MY opinion.

Next after Remus and Tonks got married Remus said how he regretted marrying Tonks. That he made a grave mistake. He also almost went on a suicide mission to get away from Tonks and it took Harry who was SEVENTEEN to get Remus to go back to Tonks. Like if someone would rather die than be in a relationship that means it’s unhealthy asf.

Next after Tonks and Remus got together Tonks’ whole personality was diminished. Tonks was basically reduced to a house wife after they got together.

Tonks in Order of the Phoenix

Tonks in Half Blood Prince

Tonks in Deathly Hollows

Lastly they were forced together bc r*wling was homophobic and didn’t like that people shipped wolfstar. So she forced 2 obviously queer characters together to say they’re straight. (Personally I hc Tonks as gender fluid and lesbian and Remus as bi.)

So yea that’s my main reasons but yea I hate this ship with my whole existence. :D

oh and wolfstar and flonks supremacy <3

Maggie is cool and all, but um...

If she splits up Fuse and Bloodhound...

I'M GONNA THROW HANDS!!!!

byler: so what happened to you?

wolfstar: heteronormativity

johnlock: heteronormativity

scorbus: heteronormativity

dorlene: heteronormativity

elmax: heteronormativity

robin: heteronormativity

byler: yeah, me too- wait, what are you doing here? you’re a canon lesbian

robin: yeah and i specifically stated that, literally i almost look at the camera and scream how gay i am, and people still ship me with my male bestie

all: that’s rough buddy

Dead ass me too 😍

sometimes i think about women and my problems go away