Dead Ass Me Too

Dead ass me too 😍

sometimes i think about women and my problems go away

Okay I got a question about fnaf. I’ve only finished watching everything thing up to help wanted, no I haven’t seen help wanted(if that didn’t make sense). So ik about the aftons and how Elizabeth was killed by baby, but does she become baby and if so how?

ps- plz don’t spoil anything ty

what? 😭🤚that’s not what I said man. I’m saying Tonks and Remus was not a good thing at all. Also I didn’t say bc Sirius and Remus didn’t fuck it’s homophobic???

Anti Remadora rant

Ik I said I was gonna do this earlier but I’m lazy asf.

First off the age gap. 13 YEARS??????!!!!! Look normally I could probably get over an age gap as long as it wasn’t absurd but 13 yrs is too much even more so at this time point. Remus has already fought the first wizarding war (1970-1981) and Tonks is born in the middle of the war (1973). Like the experience is completely different for each of them.

Next off Sirius had just died and Remus wasn’t in a good headspace. And ik ppl r gonna come for me say oh ur only saying that bc u ship wolfstar no even if Sirius didn’t exist I wouldn’t ship remadora. So since Remus’ lover best friend had just been killed he wasn’t ready for a relationship. As for Tonks I don’t think she wanted to be in the relationship either. Personally I think Tonks and Remus were covering for each other like Sirius and Marlene did. That being said they only got married bc they were pressured into it.

Next after Remus and Tonks got married Remus said how he regretted marrying Tonks. That he made a grave mistake. He also almost went on a suicide mission to get away from Tonks and it took Harry who was SEVENTEEN to get Remus to go back to Tonks. Like if someone would rather die than be in a relationship that means it’s unhealthy asf.

Next after Tonks and Remus got together Tonks’ whole personality was diminished. Tonks was basically reduced to a house wife after they got together.

Tonks in Order of the Phoenix

Tonks in Half Blood Prince

Tonks in Deathly Hollows

Lastly they were forced together bc r*wling was homophobic and didn’t like that people shipped wolfstar. So she forced 2 obviously queer characters together to say they’re straight. (Personally I hc Tonks as gender fluid and lesbian and Remus as trans ftm and bi.)

So yea that’s my main reasons but yea I hate this ship with my whole existence. :D

oh and wolfstar and flonks supremacy <3

I have no fucking clue why Viktor and Vander from Arcane give me gender envy

this hurt more than it should 😕

A letter Dorcas wrote after Marlene’s death

Dear Marlene,

I’ve been feeling lonely these past few days, you know? The world has turned grey since you left. Mary tried to convince me to leave my bed for days now but I just can’t pull myself together although I should. The blankets still smell like you and your clothes are scattered around the room. I haven’t taken off your red sweater you love so much. Correction, you 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 so much.

It feels like the door could open every second and you’d come back home, back to me. But everyone is telling me that it’s not possible. Why? Why did you have a to leave so suddenly? We had plans, remember? I couldn’t even be with you in your last moments. I couldn’t say good bye, kiss you one last time, here your voice one last time, hold your hand this one last time.

This war has been hard from the beginning but at least we had each other. Now you’re gone and I’m alone. It hurts to see Lily and James holding onto each other like they’re the only one’s left in this world, it hurts seeing Alice and Frank kiss goodbye and it hurts seeing Remus and Sirius falling asleep on the sofa late at night. I know I shouldn’t be jealous, I should be happy they’re happy together. But how am I supposed to look at them when I lost the person who was the one keeping me going? They don’t understand.

You left me.

The light of my life, blown out by a simple flick of someone’s wand. Whoever that wand belonged to, I will find and kill them without hesitation. Revenge will make me feel better, right?

I know it’s not your fault, you didn’t choose to die, nor did your family. You know what’s weird? I miss your mom’s crazy cakes. And your dad’s stupid jokes. Especially the one he made up at the dinner table four weeks ago, that one stuck with me.

You know what I’m most scared of? It’s not Voldemort or his death eaters, it’s forgetting. Forgetting about you, all those little details. Your smile, your voice, your smell, your kisses and hugs. I feel like I’m just half me without you, like you took a part of my soul with you into the unknown darkness. That’s why I’m wearing that damn sweater of yours although the holes in it are getting bigger with every hour you’re not here. To have you around me so I can recall what it felt like to be with you.

I’m sorry I couldn’t keep my promise. I remember my exact words: “We’ll survive this war, take our families and live a happy life somewhere safe. I promise.” I held your face in both of my hands and you just nodded silently. You tried to believe my words even though we both were aware of how threatening the situation would be. Were we too young for this?

You were my first and last love and I will never let you go. I don’t regret a moment we have spent together but if I could, I would go back in time and do everything possible to save you. I would sacrifice myself for you to be alive. I love you, forever and endlessly.

Until we meet again, Dorcas

P.S.: Harry asked for Aunt Cas, he misses you a lot.