Get Yourself A Coworker That Gets You

Get yourself a coworker that gets you

Trying to kiss my beautiful boyfriend but he won’t stop money laundering

oh my god he’s so hot I need him to microchip me

Toby 🐾 19 🐾 He/Him

I’m a dog in the PNW ฅ⁠U•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠U⁠ฅ

In a past life I was a livestock guardian dog. I never really got to see much of myself, but the closest breed to what I remember is a leonberger.

Questioning some kind of pokékin/c.link?

I love animals, nature, novelty clocks, knick knacks, fishing, holidays, drawing, and music. I’m always down to make friends!!

yo mister white i got puppyboy swag bitch

jesse. that’s your anxious attachment style jesse.