Wait The Book Of Bill Appearing To Ford First Is Fucking HILARIOUS Actually. Ford Literally Killed Bill

Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀

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Same verse as many dreams...

So let's say Soos starts working at the Shack at like 12 (tie it back in to the kiddos). Stan fires the whatever dude and hires Soos bc of course he does.

The next year, Soos' bday rolls around and he doesn't show up at the Shack. Stan is ... Begrudgingly growing fond of the kid. Likes the attention. So he shows up at Abuelita's looking for him.

No, no. Soos is under the weather today.

Long story short, he cheers little Soos up with like a coin trick or something (he totes carries foreign currency around with him bc you never know when you're gonna have to make a break for the border), and even though Soos is too old for that sort of thing, he laughs.

They bond over their shit dads.

Stan may or may not have a couple shots of tequila with Abuelita. She laments her son being such a pendejo. Stan is like if he ever shows up, I'll break his fucking jaw.

Brass knuckles. It's a Thing. Who knew.

i think too many people misinterpret what i mean when i say i ship billford. like no, i do not want them to be together happily eventually. i dont even want them to be together. the ship so goddamn toxic that there is only misery and old broken remnants of feelings and longing for something that couldve been but never will be. they will never be happy in each others lives and i want to keep it that way. dont get it twisted thinking im just shipping cute little yaoi and i want them to kiss in canon. no. this is something much deeper and intimate and painful. this aint my first Toxic Old Man Yaoi rodeo and it wont be my last. there is no happiness here.

Siblings siblings siblings siblings!

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Gravity Falls lore is actually so crazy because we can assume that around when Stan was trying to chew his way out of the trunk of a car, Ford was in the midst of the most gut-wrenching, one-sided, cringe-fail situationship known to man.