Tony, Talking Like Hes Documenting His Life: ... And Whats Worse Than Having A Husband Whos Addicted

Tony, talking like he’s documenting his life: ... and what’s worse than having a husband who’s addicted to Beyoncé? 

Tony: *pointing at Stephen who’s sitting on a chair and moving his shoulders to a beat while having his headphones on*

Tony: ... a son who’s addicted to Katy Perry. 

Tony: *passing by Peter who’s singing “Hot ‘n Cold” loudly*

Tony: *walking to Harley’s room, opening his door slowly and looking at Harley, who’s headbanging while listening to AC/DC on high volume*

Tony, whiping away a tear: And this is Harley, the only light of my life. 

great, now I'm about to cry-

Headcanon #14

After Tony dies Stephen asks Pepper to keep his phone plan open. Stephen keeps texting him, telling him about his day or funny jokes or how much he misses him. He doesn’t get any replies, but if he tries hard enough he can just pretend that Tony’s ‘waiting a few hours to text back so he doesn’t seem desperate’ just like he did when he was alive.

Villain Stephen: About that flirt we had yesterday-

Tony: You tried to kill me and I nearly managed to stab you, how the fuck's that a flirt?!

Stephen:

Tony:

Stephen: Anyways, what I wanted to say-

Tony, entering the Avengers Tower to see Steve mixing garlic, onions, tomato sauce, lemons, curry, apple juice and marmelade together: Okay, so what’s that supposed to be?

Steve: Well, I talked to Stephen some minutes ago

Steve: He stared me in the eyes very seriously

Steve: And after I had asked him what’s wrong, he told me I’d have to drink this or otherwise I’ll die because of a disease called... stultiae stevei. I mean, he’s a doctor, so-

Tony, rushing out of the tower: HONEY, WE HAVE TO TALK

Tony: AND I’M SURE STEVE’S NOT GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF HIS OWN STUPIDNESS, THAT’S NOT EVEN A REAL DISEASE

Tony, stopping abruptly: ... or is it, though

Tony: So it’s pretty obvious why I have daddy issues, but why do you have them?

Stephen: I’m gay and I grew up in Nevada. Why do you think I have daddy issues?

If this post get to 200,000 notes by my 18th birthday (November 3rd 2020) I'll get my profile pic tattoo...

I'll get that little guy tattoo

Edit: at people wondering if I really do want this tattoo...I do it's cute and has good memories