I Am A Golf Ball. I Fly Through The Air. What The Hell Is Wrong With My Life.

I am a golf ball. I fly through the air. What the hell is wrong with my life.

But you seem to be a shooting star once you shine in the dark of the world.

*butt slaps you* not creative enough

-pillow slaps you- get some rest bro.

daredsniper, I would actually like to trade you this skinny 141 weight body of mine for more weight because it sucks to be skinny to the bone like paper. You are luckier to not have to deal with my kind of body because I always feel like I'll break very easily. Trust me dude, you are perfect the way you are.

*rainbow slaps you* use your imaaaagination

*rubs the slapped area for a moment before picking up a metallic knight's glove and slapped you with it* How's that?

Go to a doctor one day and been told I'll need time off.

Goes back to Amazon to be told I'll need to go see another doctor (even though I gave them my doctor's note) THAT IS FARTHER AWAY THAN THE TIME I WAS APPOINTED BY THEM TO GET THERE EXPECTINGLY SUPPOSE TO BE ON TIME AT THE DOCTORS OFFICE TO WASTE AWAY MY LIFE YELLING AT MY PHONE!!!!!!!

Nudging a cat

I'll just say it now instead of later. So I was driving back to my work place after many hours of redoing everything that doctors do to their patients, but I was stranded in the middle of very slow traffic. I try not to overreact about it since staying in one place tends to flip me off, so I just started to text some people along with checking what's up on Tumblr. Next thing I know it, I accidentally rear ended a cat woman's car in very slow traffic, so we went to the side and checked out the damages, but there was no damage shown on our cars. We could've walked away from it, but she called a report for a small accidental nudge since she said that it would be better than to drive away like nothing happened. After a while of waiting for the police she gave me her card for her medical job in which doesn't seem to help me at all since that is far away from where I lived. "Got nudged by a young driver? Report it and give him your work card." Anyways, the police finally arrived, but told us to move out of the tunnel, (I forgot to mention that we are in a tunnel didn't i?) so we went out of the busy traffic and into a different place where we all figured things out until we are all free to go. Just got a ticket to pay and not sure if I'll be in court or not, so yeah that's my first ever experience of having a "crash" in the worst day of my life. Thanks for reading if you read this because this was in my mind for a while.