I Think I Can Rizz A Caution Sign Guy

I think I can rizz a caution sign guy

Like, here babygirl, let me dry these floors so that you don't have to slip everyday to warn others not to slip

I feel like I could do it

Okay, dearest followers, be honest.

Which one of your fictional crushes do you truly believe that you could pull irl? Realistically. Taking all factors into account. Whether you were in their universe or not, up to you. But be HONEST.

Kunikida has a bucket in his dorm specifically for dazai

Sometimes Dazai will starve himself as a suicide attempt, so kunikida will have it come to his dorm and he'll cook food for it

But sometimes the food is too much so Dazai will get nauseous

So kunikida just . Grabs the bucket, and a headband, pushes dazais hair out of the way with the headband, and lets it use the bucket.

One time Dazai carved his name into the bucket, so it's just a metal bucket, with a messily carved "DAZAI" on the side

And that's just their thing. Dazai probably also has a bucket for kunikida, but kunikida didn't carve his name into it

Everytime I see someone mention how much akutagawa talks up Atsushi when going against a villain I automatically think of that one meme where the guy slaps the roof of a car and goes "you would t believe how many miles this baby's got" or whatever the quote was

One of these ones

Everytime I see someone mention how much akutagawa talks up Atsushi when going against a villain I automatically think of that one meme where the guy slaps the roof of a car and goes "you would t believe how many miles this baby's got" or whatever the quote was

Unpopular opinion but

BSD fandom please stop blaming every small thing on mori or fukuchi

Also stop watering them down

Mori isn't just a pedo and fukuchi isn't just the dude who killed Akutagawa

There's more to them, but people ignore that and it sucks

People want well made characters in bsd, and mori is in fact well made imo. He's a Mafia boss, do you expect him to be sunshine and rainbows? Fukuchi is an antagonist. He is a part of the Decay Of Angels. He's not gonna be happy little flowers either.

There are literal terrorists in bsd and people seem to love them, but they despise mori and blame stuff that he didn't even do on him???? I saw someone say he's the reason kyouka said she'd "use her charms and seduce the guards into letting their guard down" or whatever when mori wasn't in charge of her. I saw someone say he canonically SA'd characters like dazai and yosano, but I don't remember that happening??? Ever???

Trust me, I dont like mori or fukuchi either, but I'm not gonna blame them for stuff they didn't do, especially not when talking to newer bsd fans.