Atsushi Comes Home With A Full Deer And Akutagawa Appreciates It But At The Same Time He's Gonna Feed

Atsushi comes home with a full deer and akutagawa appreciates it but at the same time he's gonna feed bits of it to rashoumon and also call Dazai to let him know that Atsushi went hunting again

atsushi: ill make dinner tonight <33

akutagawa, blushing: you do not have to....

atsushi, giggling: im already getting the ingredients silly

akutagawa, glaring at the person who looked at him for blushing on a phone call: if you are on the way, turn back... you must be tired... i shall order from your favorite restaurant

atsushi: im already at the forest though

akutagawa: ah then maybe tomo- did you just say forest

atsushi: yeah, and i have to go, that deer looks yummier than the others

akutagawa: jinko do not hunt- *call cuts* why do i bother

tiny aku

New nonsense BSD theory, the book is actually dazais suicide handbook/walkthrough

Idk I just think it would be funny if the big BSD twist was that the book was just some book Dazai had this whole time

Those mushrooms he ate in the one episode didnt even exist beforehand, he created that shit via writing "silly silly mushrooms" in the book

random fun fact about me in kindergarten i was runover by a lawnmower (my uncle was driving)

If Kunikida taught him this would imply that he didn't teach Ranpo and that's just really funny to me

Also I believe Atsushi has starving orphan powers to walk all the way to Yokohama.

How the hell did Atsushi learn how to ride a train

Wasn't he trapped in the orphanage basically all his life

Did the orphanage have a book on train riding or something

Sskk cuddling in bed at night with the window cracked open to let cool air get inside the room

Atsushi's arms and legs transformed but his claws aren't out so that he can hold onto Akutagawa more, cover him in case of possible harm, legs wrapped around his hips, arms around his neck, one of his hands rubbing circles into the scar on Akutagawa's neck.

Akutagawa's legs are bunched up under Atsushi's, clinging onto his shirt, Rashoumon wrapping some tendrils around Atsushi, as if it's ready to become demonic armor for him, Akutagawa gently petting Atsushi's back while sleeping, Rashoumon keeping the blanket up to their shoulders.

And for a moment, all of their pains melts away. Because they're together, holding each other, ready to protect the other in any situation.