I Was Getting Small Cramps Like Period Ones But I Was Like Eh Whatever I'll Deal With It Later And Then

I was getting small cramps like period ones but I was like eh whatever I'll deal with it later and then I remembered I'm wearing white fucking shorts

If you aren't gonna get out of bed for yourself get out of bed to preserve white clothes I beg you stains fucking suck

Idea- ghost writer except literally. Some random person is getting insanely famous for stories they didn't write meanwhile the ghost in their attic is writing more than an AO3 author with scheduled chapters

The ghost can't remember their own name so they're just slapping down the name on all the mail that's sent to the house

Everytime I look at Chilchuck I find it so impossible to believe that this man is a father of three like I know he's a half foot but he looks like he'd raise his hand to tell on me just to ask to use the bathroom in a first grade classroom

Sorry for being a little bitch on main chat I'm good

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God didn't give me a penis cause if I had one I'd toss glow stick bracelets on it like a ring toss game