I Was Getting Small Cramps Like Period Ones But I Was Like Eh Whatever I'll Deal With It Later And Then

I was getting small cramps like period ones but I was like eh whatever I'll deal with it later and then I remembered I'm wearing white fucking shorts

If you aren't gonna get out of bed for yourself get out of bed to preserve white clothes I beg you stains fucking suck

It looks like if I went in there I'd encounter a Pokemon

Living in ohio has fucked me up so bad bc any time i see an image of a landscape thats like the outdoor equivalent of the backrooms it fills me with a sense of comfort and home

God didn't give me a penis cause if I had one I'd toss glow stick bracelets on it like a ring toss game

Everytime I look at Chilchuck I find it so impossible to believe that this man is a father of three like I know he's a half foot but he looks like he'd raise his hand to tell on me just to ask to use the bathroom in a first grade classroom

Elepint. Elephant the size of a pint of ice cream.

Sorry for being a little bitch on main chat I'm good

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