Do It

Do it

Do it

Do it

DO IT

Y’all don’t understand how close I am to making a PowerPoint presentation to explain the multiple Robins and entirety of the BatFam to my dad, a man who collected DC comics as a kid himself, who insists that Dick Grayson is the only real Robin and the others were fan creations and that it’s only ever been Batman and Robin.

*Me, drinking a monster at 2AM* is this what you want from me?! Is this what you need, useless fleshy lump?!

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

Statute of limitations is up so imma blab!

A while ago, probably going on six years, I was in another state for a family church camp thing, it was held at a college in the state. Me and a few other kids were rolling these rolly chairs around in one of the rooms.

Long story short, the chair put a goddamn WHOLE in the wall and we panicked and ran away from it to play somewhere else in the room.

They made a whole ass announcement to ask whoever did it to come forward to pay for the damage (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) like hell a bunch of CHILDREN under fourteen are gonna do that! Anywho, that happened and the room was closed for the entire week.

We all made a vow to never tell our parents without making a vow. Someone said "should we tell our parents??" And the rest of us were like "no! We can't do that! We'll be in so much trouble and not be able to do anything during camp!!"

So, yeah. *Starts playing teenager dirtbag by Wheatus sarcastically*

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

Do you mean as in when you wake up? Or during the morning? Because for morning, probably leftovers in the fridge. For when I just wake up, leftovers in the fridge.

(spoiler alert, hardly ever anything for me so I just end up drinking one of my mom's boyfriends Doctor Pepper's and call it good)

(or water.)

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽