Why Is This So Relatable - Tumblr Posts
me: okay, i’m gonna do so much writing today! i’ve got so much time!
*opens word document*
*writes two paragraphs*
me: wow what a productive day, time to do nothing for the rest of it
*closes laptop*
Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting
I like how teens are too young to figure out their sexuality unless its heterosexual
@screenshotsofdespair
i want soobin to palm my head like a basketball and pick me up like a crane in those crane game machines
first and foremost. i am an enjoyer of evil little characters. assholes. moral greyness. that feeling of clenching my fist and thinking “u are the WORST,” followed by the hope for redemption or reasoning. if i have to defend the character with a several page thesis? even better.
Me: Oh damn my phones almost dead I should plug it in *misses charging port* wait- *violent Sherlock flashbacks*
Me trying to enjoy Lana Del Rey's new music while she posts the most tone deaf shit on IG
sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry
less wrinkles
yayyyy organization
it is done
cons
right now you have to do it. Right fucking now. nightmare world hell on earth torture realm pain and suffering and carnage
shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
I thought I was getting better with my “equating academic success with worth” issue.
Fast forward to right now when I just got done with an awards ceremony and didn’t place highest in two of the classes I took and am now super anxious and breathing is getting a little tricky (no worries im genuinely fine)
Like bro, it’s not that deep and my brain doesn’t care about grades so WHY this much of a reaction to something so dumb?