Erica: Stiles If You Could Have Inter Course With Anyone-

Erica: Stiles if you could have inter course with anyone-

Stiles: Derek

Erica: OTHER THAN DEREK

Stiles:..... Jackson

Jackson:......

Lydia:......

Stiles: He was my gay awakening.

Erica: I KNEW YOU HAD A THING FOR ASSHOLES

Stiles: also we hooked up once

The rest of the pack(minus Jackson):

*confused, surprised*

Isaac: that would be hot.

I’m actually crying lmao

I feel like my favorite Sterek trope is "Yeah, but I didn't think you would ACTUALLY do it!"

Where Stiles actually does what Derek tells him to do and Derek absolutely hates it. It's a surprisingly versatile trope.

1. Imagine the pack is infiltrated by a shapeshifter. Not only can it look like anyone, it can copy their scent, too. At some point, Derek tells Stiles, "It's too dangerous. Stay in the car." And Stiles just fucking does. Immediately, Derek is dragging him out by the neck, demanding to know where the real Stiles is because "Stiles would never 'stay in the car'. Especially if it was dangerous."

2. Or imagine Stiles is just not having a very good day and during a typical argument at a pack meeting Derek says "If you don't like it, you can just leave." Stiles thinks to himself I don't have to put up with this and walks out the door, leaving a stunned Derek behind.

Later Derek shows up in Stiles' room asking, "Why did you leave?"

"Um, because you fucking told me to?"

"Yeah, but I didn't really want you to go."

"Wha-? Then why the hell did you tell me to leave?!"

"Because you never do what I tell you to! I didn't think you'd actually leave! I thought you'd fight me on it like you fight me on everything!"

"So, you really want me at pack meetings?"

"Of course, I want you there."

"Are you sure? I'm just going to disagree with everything you say."

"I know," Derek says quietly, "That's why I want you there."

3. OR! Imagine that after dealing with the Nogitsune, Stiles stops talking. Not completely, he'll answer questions or relay information about cases, but he doesn't ramble. He doesn't yammer or rant. He doesn't get passionate anymore.

And it absolutely destroys Derek inside, because, as annoying as he could be sometimes, when Stiles talked, he was animated. He was excited and full of life.

It reminds him of the dead quiet after the fire. A whole house of bustling people, suddenly hushed. It's a silence so loud it makes his ears ache. It honestly hurts.

Derek sneaks into Stiles' room one night to confront him about it when it gets to be too much.

"Talk."

"What?"

"Talk. I need you to talk to me."

"About...what?"

"Anything. It doesn't matter. Tell me about your day. Tell me about what you ate this morning. I don't care, just talk."

"Why?"

"You've been too quiet, lately. It's driving me crazy."

Stiles huffs. "You're the one that's always telling me to shut up. I would've thought that you'd be overjoyed."

Derek scowls hard, shaking his head. "It's too quiet. I can't stand it. I just...tell me something I don't know...Please."

Stiles bites at his lip, hesitant and unsure, before opening his mouth. "Um...I...I was thinking of getting new shoes lately?"

Derek nods, trying for encouraging. A tenseness in the muscles of his chest slowly begin to loosen. "Tell me about that."

"Uh...okay."

They sit there across from each other. Derek continuing to ask questions about Stiles' life. About what movies he's seen, what books he's read, what college he's looking into.

As he continues to talk, Stiles slowly grows more earnest as he begins talking about anything other than the past year, becoming more at ease as he notices his rapt audience. Derek thinks that maybe Stiles has missed speaking to another person too.

It isn't until Stiles starts going off about all the flaws of the national fingerprinting database in his familiar flail of limbs that things finally feel right again and Derek can finally breathe.

I’m at the cinema and let me say: ITS A GOOD DAY TO LIKE MEN AND WOMEN!! Sexy guy janitor with tats! Beautiful desk girls! I love!!

DSMP AU

The young man wept in silence, legs tired from running. He heard footsteps come down the cave he was in. "⏃⋏⎅ ⏁⊑⟒⋏ ⍙⟒ ⎅⟒⌇⏁⍀⍜⊬⟒⎅ ⏁⊑⟒⟟⍀ ⏚⏃⌇⟒, ⌇⏃⎐⟟⋏☌ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎐⟟⌰⌰⏃☌⟒⍀⌇(And then we destroyed their base, saving the villagers.)." Tommy reconized the language as Middle Ender, Ranboo had taught him before...... before that day.

(FLASHBACK)

"No tommy it's pronounced like ⍙⏃⍀(War)." Ranboo laughed as Tommy botched the pronunciation of the word. "⍙⏃⍀."

"YOU GOT IT THERE YOU GO!" Ranboo yelled excitedly finally someone other than techno speaks Ender. Suddenly a knock was heard at the door. Tommy and Ranboo got up and opened it to find Sam there. Sam looked disheveled and distraught, his armor was only partially on. "Dream escaped, he- he" Sam caught his breath. "Technoblade helped Dream escape, hes coming after you Tommy."

(END OF FLASHBACK)

Suddenly there was silence, the people were gone. Tommy, believing they were gone, looked towards the entrance only to have a young Zombie?? jump at him. This Zombie looked more human, she smiled wildly at him. "Hiiiii, I'm Sparks. Who are you?." Tommy screamed and jumped back, closer to the wall. "⌇⌿⏃⍀☍⌇, ⍙⊑⟒⍀⟒ ⏃⍀⟒ ⊬⍜⎍?!(SPARKS WHERE ARE YOU)" The male voice from earlier said, fear audible in his voice. "I found a pure human, or well a mostly pure human... HE HAS WINGS!" The Zombified girl yelled through the cave. Loud footsteps rang through the cave. A tall person, person???, wearing a dress ran at them. When he got close he gave the young girl a giant hug. "⟟ ⏁⍜⌰⎅ ⊬⍜⎍ ⏁⍜ ⌇⏁⏃⊬ ⋏⟒⏃⍀ ⋔⟒ ⌇⌿⏃⍀☍⌇.". The male suddenly stood up looking down at Tommy, eyes going wide. "Sparks, is this the boy you found?" The man asked confused. "Yup, isnt he cool Xarah" Sparks said smiling, sharp teeth glinting in the torch light. 'Xarah' looked sad for a moment, then determined. "You are going to come with me, we need to get you healthy."

Xarah looked like Ranboo in a way, although Xarah seemed more Enderman than him. "Look at you so small, just like Moxie when I found him." Sparks grabbed Tommy's hand. "Seems like mom adopted y- HEY" a long black tail swatted the girl. "Stop calling me mom, I'm too young to be a mom." Xarah said grumpily. Tommy studied the two more carefully, noticing how well they interacted with eachother. Sparks although looking like a zombie didnt have old ripped clothes, she was wearing a pink and white collared dress with two bows in her hair. Xarah wore a deep forest green gown with a white corset. Half of his body looked to be enderman while the other human, although there was a patch around his right eye that was orange and dripping fire.

Gosh, Tommy was so tired, he could- THUD.

PT. 2 COMING SOON

Things i say but adding why

▪"Let me put my tits on" im feeling femme and is putting on a normal bra.

▪"Do i look good." If im slightly flattening my chest than im feelling masc

▪*puts on green bikini* im feelig femme and i want my boobs to look good

▪"I just want LOVVVEEE" fictional love, the shit thats in books yknos

▪"I like women." Say nothing about me being pansexual i want them to think im a masc lesbian so any guys in my neighborhood will NEVER flirt with me

▪"Hey can we take a break, my ankles hurt." Theyve been hurtin since i startsd walking and the onky reason why im saying this is cause it hurts like hell

▪"OOOOOOOOO WIPEOUT" some one or some animal fell, and i will say it louder if my dads family is near. Yknow remind them im my mothers kid

▪"Im not learning spanish" my dad is Colombian and i am spiting him by kearning Latin. And american

▪"Im so tired" I havent slept for two-eight days and im finally tired. LET ME REST

▪"im texting my friend whos a boy" hes sorta my friend, but hes also 10 and AroAce soooooo, no.

▪*gets louder in an argument* My mom is near and i know you cant fuck her up

▪"oh your a fire sign" i already hae two fire signs that i hsve to see everyday, aslong as your not like them we good

▪"AmErIcA" im saying random things cause imm bored im not making fun of Tourettes

▪*twitches violently* again not mzking fun og tourretes i just twitch violently when im cold, it sucks and hurts

▪"K********" my sisters full name. She probalby took my thungs and used thsm and didnt gjve them back.

▪"I like supernatural" im only on season 5 but ik what happens in some of the other seasons

How everyone else sees Uncle Nasty

How Tommy sees Uncle Nasty