I Got The Curse Of Jobless And Horny And Away From My Girlfriend And Cant Be Intimate With My Friends

i got the curse of jobless and horny and away from my girlfriend and cant be intimate with my friends and

I NEED A GIRL WHOS LIKE A BOY WITH A DICK THATS LIKE A PUSSY

Not a horny post:

Just noticed a lot of straight people interacting with our blog lately. I wanna say you guys are welcome, but please know we're fucking faggots, kay? We have a gay man, a lesbian woman, and what can only be classified as a freak so.... It's not like we have a DNI for straight people, just know that we see you. Be good.

Pros and cons of my birth control

Pros: no period

Cons: the horny week (ovulation) is now ALL THE TIME and I need to get things done that aren't look at twitter and go on Chai.

Sub X Sub is great in theory, but if I'm in a subby mood and I'm with another sub... Who tf is gonna start? Like yeah yeah grinding and writhing against each other, gnashing teeth, drooling mouthes.... Who's gonna take that first step? That's why I need a dom there to say "Now kiss."

Somebody send me money for more dildos. I have an 8in that's super fun but I'm sick of it. Now I need to feel what a 6in is like. I need one with a knot. I need a tentacle one and one that vibrates inside me and one that spurts fake cum and uhmmmm